Big Bird Had Been a Buzzard

Big Bird Had Been A Buzzard A big bird who had been a buzzard, Someone told me and have heard; We were afraid; A deposit made; Awkward offering on roof occurred. This actually happened and whole roof was covered with it., Jim Horn Poems About Poems and Others Fund out that my poems are putrid; And then what a weird thing I did; Wanted place, With no trace; Have buried them and are now hid. Jim Horn There was a time when I felt a twinge Of pain that seems to always hinge; Money spent; To roof went; With credit card went on buying binge. Jim Horn Poem Would Prepare When each poem I started to prepare, Them with others had wanted to share; After ink dried, Then provide; Some salt on poem was able to spare. Remember when he had asked Lord Nelson to pass the salt in Master and Commander. Jim Horn My Poems Poets Prefer What I had known for certain and sure, My many poems other poets did prefer; They then cried, When supplied; Loved each one as they would occur. Paint Picture of Saint Remember when I first had seen a saint, And a picture of him did decide to paint; Were dazed; Then amazed; When people saw it they started to faint. Jim Horn Take A Firm Stance We could always have taken a chance, While at same time taking firm stance; Hair well kept; Age on crept; With him women did wanted to dance. Jim Horn Criticize A Surprise Continuously and constantly did criticize, About what they found out was a surprise; Thought triggered, And finally figured; No one likes those who always tell lies. Jim Horn As usual am over ten again so I just add them to my most recent poem. Remember When Small Seed Remember when a small seed we planted, That God gave to us and He had granted; Saw beauty bloom, In my every room; By each flower's elegance was enchanted. Jim Horn Round of Applause Church choir did deserve round of applause; They sang great and not like grinding saws Where they set, Together did get, And all the women were without their bras. They get hot wearing their choir robes. Jim Horn