Big Bird Had Been a Buzzard
Big Bird Had Been A Buzzard
A big bird who had been a buzzard,
Someone told me and have heard;
We were afraid;
A deposit made;
Awkward offering on roof occurred.
This actually happened and whole
roof was covered with it.,
Jim Horn
Poems About Poems and Others
Fund out that my poems are putrid;
And then what a weird thing I did;
Wanted place,
With no trace;
Have buried them and are now hid.
Jim Horn
There was a time when I felt a twinge
Of pain that seems to always hinge;
Money spent;
To roof went;
With credit card went on buying binge.
Jim Horn
Poem Would Prepare
When each poem I started to prepare,
Them with others had wanted to share;
After ink dried,
Then provide;
Some salt on poem was able to spare.
Remember when he had asked Lord Nelson
to pass the salt in Master and Commander.
Jim Horn
My Poems Poets Prefer
What I had known for certain and sure,
My many poems other poets did prefer;
They then cried,
When supplied;
Loved each one as they would occur.
Paint Picture of Saint
Remember when I first had seen a saint,
And a picture of him did decide to paint;
Were dazed;
Then amazed;
When people saw it they started to faint.
Jim Horn
Take A Firm Stance
We could always have taken a chance,
While at same time taking firm stance;
Hair well kept;
Age on crept;
With him women did wanted to dance.
Jim Horn
Criticize A Surprise
Continuously and constantly did criticize,
About what they found out was a surprise;
Thought triggered,
And finally figured;
No one likes those who always tell lies.
Jim Horn
As usual am over ten again so I just
add them to my most recent poem.
Remember When Small Seed
Remember when a small seed we planted,
That God gave to us and He had granted;
Saw beauty bloom,
In my every room;
By each flower's elegance was enchanted.
Jim Horn
Round of Applause
Church choir did deserve round of applause;
They sang great and not like grinding saws
Where they set,
Together did get,
And all the women were without their bras.
They get hot wearing their choir robes.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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