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Big Ass Glasses

Ogden Nash once penned us On our social status Thus: "Men don't make passes At girls who wear glasses." But picture his surprise Should he suddenly arise; How much it would astound, So much now's turned around? It sure would give him pause, What fires men today; 'cause Now they aim their passes At girls with big asses! Forget glasses! No girl Gives men any quarrel Because of that old vex: Refractory index. Today, no ifs or buts, Her big rear end is what's All their lust's focused on. Somehow, though, it must dawn On her, also, to infer; Maybe he delights her. Whatever...some 'ass' is Sure to gaze through her glasses In hopes to reach her heart Before her butt end part. He'll stare into her eyes And pray that she complies. Must Ogden Nash today Revise his saw to say That, "Men don't make passes At girls with small asses?" We, the lolling masses, Must view all these asses. We shake our heads and muse, What's our next sex abuse?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 9/21/2011 9:10:00 PM
reminds me of a cross between SnookY from Jersey Shore and the Billy Crystal movie :"City Slickers" If you have no Idea what I am talking about, Google it. Snooky is wide as she is tall and wears HUGE glasses.--And the part of City Slickers I referred to is when the K5 class has Dad s to School Career Day and a Fat Construction Worker tells a vulgar story about a Beeeeatch with Big Dark Sun Glyassses and the Bloomin-dales bag! (in a Chicago accent) It's hilarious like your Poem!, 7up Rated
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Date: 8/24/2011 7:07:00 PM
Now I know what you guys stand around and look at. Oh well, looking never did any harm. Your humor takes this verse to new heights in reason and rhyme. So enjoyed!
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John Smith
Date: 8/24/2011 10:41:00 PM
Oh, I'm sure you knew all along what men look at, what with your insight. Vive la difference!
Date: 8/20/2011 11:13:00 AM
hahaha, this is great stuff. thanks for your comment on my limerick set. Takes me forever to do something like that. Are you able to do yours fast? This is almost like limerick. I think certain "races" go more for the big asses. Mine was always just normal and I sure don't want a big one!!!!
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Date: 8/23/2011 8:06:00 AM
No, I can't write fast. I read these over and over aloud till words flow smooth, like a 'babbling brook.' Yes, different races have preferences; Jay Lo's hot now.
Date: 8/20/2011 2:40:00 AM
lol...that was quite a hoot, those big asses and Ogden Nash..I Love it....with love.....old Jack
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