Beyond All Comprehension

BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION By Roy Merritt (A dated poem since Michele Bachmann is thankfully no longer in Congress) I heard some news today That promptly grabbed my attention News beyond all belief Beyond all comprehension What might it be you say What could cause me such distress What could be just so unnerving Leave me near mad more or less But I’m sure if you gave it some thought Pondered on it for a bit You would certainly agree with me You might even have a fit The world has turned upside down This news I cannot handle Seems they’ve just appointed Michele Bachman to the Intelligence Panel How ironic is this How foolish and truly inane For we all should certainly know This woman is quite insane