Beware of Miss 'Yo-Yo' Knickers

Been married three times, - on the lookout for number four
If your hubby meets 'Miss Yo-Yo knickers' it may be outright war

She’s always up for some bedroom action
Like a bee finds a flower its a fatal attraction

Her leather jeans cover her pure white thighs
What lies in between them she never denies

Her purple negligee skims just above her waist
Men are quick to remove it with very great haste

Guys are dazzled by her outstanding beauty
She’s like Beyonce when she shakes her booty

Sadly like a butterfly she flits from man to man
Looking for passion wherever she can

But she can never be trusted to be faithful
If she meets your hubby it could be fatal

So Miss Yo-Yo knickers find someone who isn’t taken
Or his marriage vows may be forsaken

Jan Allison
16th May 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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November 21, 2014 at 2:32 PM
Haha, love it Jan. Me, being told I'm not needed no longer. is Justice for me to move on when it's right. But I hear your words, and I smile at the end, WIDELY, James :) xx always......
Allison Avatar
November 21, 2014 at 2:44 PM
This was written about someone I knew lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Horne Avatar
May 18, 2014 at 2:05 PM
LOL, my wife ran off with a Miss Yo-Yo Knickers - she'd been married 6 times and fancied a woman this time - at least I can laugh about it now : )
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2014 at 2:16 PM
Oh Gosh Jack I'm so sorry - My poem was a somewhat tongue in cheek write but sadly these things do happen. I hope you have found happiness again my friend. Hugs Jan xxx
Bordner Avatar
May 17, 2014 at 8:18 PM
Cravings and consequences, life's choices can be rude. J.A.B.
Allison Avatar
May 17, 2014 at 8:20 PM
You are so right there Justin! Hugs Jan xxxx
Bauer Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 7:27 PM
ha! very entertaining and well-written!
Allison Avatar
May 17, 2014 at 12:55 AM
Thank you Ilene I am sure there are many of these ladies around the world I sure have met some - hope my hubby hasn't lol Hugs Jan xxx
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