Betcha Can'T Guess
Betcha can't guess what this is
Don't cheat and look down below
A unique and funky candy dish?
Or an ash tray, do you think you know?
Looks like a prize from a midway
Something to hang on your wall
A spittoon you find at a dentist's office
Or a kids game called “Toss The Ball”
Ha! You guys are ten miles off base
Won't believe what this thing is for
Used by both males and females
At times they line up by the score
Quite functional and a real necessity
Frequented at the pub or a game
Because of all the beer that's consumed
Okay scroll down to find out it's name...
(Scroll down)
So what did you say? Did you get it right?
Guessed “toilet bowl”?... you are correct!
You win a big bucket of horse manure
So what great prize did you expect?
© Jack Ellison 2013
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