Richard Lamoureux Poet Chastushka

Best Feet Forward

I thought I could love a Russian Girl.
Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose
She was lovely, with the cutest curl.
Why couldn't I stop looking at her toes?

I swear they were twisted, not one was straight.
Sure her dress showed off her sexy form.
Those open sandles, they didn't look great!
Within my mind, I was completely torn.

I may be shallow, a horrible guy.
My foot fetish is far from a joke
Staying with her I would surely die.
If I sucked those toes I'm sure I'd choke

Some like big boobs that flop all about.
For me it's a foot, perfect and petite.
Still others prefer a woman more stout.
I'm cursed to be a man attracted to feet


For Dr. Ram Metha's Chastuski Me contest.  ABAB form

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Tim Smith September 17, 2014 at 8:36 PM Congrats Richard..... One of the best...cheers

Andrea Dietrich September 16, 2014 at 3:49 PM Congrats. Your poem was one of the funniest. I wish I had realized the first time I saw this one that you were supposed to do only one stanza. Surely it would have placed much higher!!

Carolyn Devonshire September 16, 2014 at 2:28 PM No curse at all, Richard. Made me smile because men have told me my feet are my best feature :D Didn't seem great at the time, but lately I've been looking at women's feet in sandals and now I get it. Congrats from a size 6!

Jan Allison September 16, 2014 at 11:33 AM Dropping back with my congrats Richard:-) Hugs jan xxx

Paul Callus September 16, 2014 at 9:09 AM ...back again for another read and with congratulations; pity about the length:( paul Richard Lamoureux September 16, 2014 at 9:13 AM Length can be problematic at times.*lol*.

Brenda Meier-Hans September 16, 2014 at 8:20 AM Congratulations Richard. It's still a great Chastushka. Richard Lamoureux September 16, 2014 at 8:29 AM Thanks Brenda.

Dr.Ram Mehta September 16, 2014 at 6:47 AM I just needed one Stanza only. It's one of the finest write but because of more stanza, I could not put you higher. Congrats on the win. By the way it's very good Chastuski Richard Lamoureux September 16, 2014 at 8:08 AM A bad habit, I should have read the directions more carefully. Thanks for the HR.

Roy Jerden September 6, 2014 at 5:47 AM Unique topic! I see you got a lot of comments. And best, it's all made up, not really your taste! I like that. Richard Lamoureux September 6, 2014 at 8:16 AM Thanks Roy.

Paul Callus September 4, 2014 at 5:57 PM Excellent and witty Richard! I suppose you're not bothered about my feet or toes, but I'd like to inform MR that I wear size 43 shoes:) // paul Richard Lamoureux September 6, 2014 at 8:15 AM Thanks Paul. Can you send me a photo? *lol* on second thought, please don't!

Verlena S. Walker September 2, 2014 at 10:41 PM Rick, quite humorous. Tits, teats, feet... Sending a laugh and a hug, Verlena. Richard Lamoureux September 2, 2014 at 10:54 PM I guess if I was really into feet I would have a feast for the eyes with all the naked feet everywhere *lol*

Mama Bear August 31, 2014 at 6:15 PM Ah ha!! Mamabear is indeed watching and I know my son well. He loves one beautiful lady and she is absolutely perfect including her feet. As for the flag pole poem. That is another story There might someday be a sequel. People need to behave themselves Loved the write and wait for more enlightenment. Hugs Mom Richard Lamoureux August 31, 2014 at 7:17 PM ;0)

Ndaba Sibanda August 31, 2014 at 5:37 AM Richard, this one got me chuckling( or is it chocking now?) from the very first hilarious line. Hahahha...I did`t know that the sizes and shapes of people`s feet could cause a stir. Wonderful write! Richard Lamoureux August 31, 2014 at 8:04 AM Hello Ndaba, I was watching an episode of the series mistresses and one of the characters had a closet filled with women's shoes. He had all different sizes and he needed his women to wear them to truly enjoy his experience. So I guess for some men feet make all the difference.

Andrea Dietrich August 30, 2014 at 11:19 PM hahha. Is this for real, that you love small feet? If so, you would have done well in the ancient days of China, when they broke the women's feet so they would be petite. this was a very funny one, richard. Good title for it too. I didn't realize the form you used could tell a story like this I am not nearly as ambitious in this form and will just be posting one little stanza. I commend you for making such a cute story out of this challenge! Richard Lamoureux August 31, 2014 at 1:24 AM Nope not for real, more of a breast man myself. Not large, small and perky. I know that's somewhat contrary for some men. Ironic to your comment, my wife is Chinese. She is five foot six which is tall for a Chinese lady, and she is beautiful in every way imaginable.

Shadow Hamilton August 30, 2014 at 8:50 PM a humorous poem Rick for me its a tidy bum lol love it hugs Richard Lamoureux August 31, 2014 at 8:05 AM I am partial to a nice bottom as well Shadow.;0)

Debbie Guzzi August 30, 2014 at 12:05 PM LOL well I have great looking feet go look on facebook! Feet seem to age well like wine! Thanks so much for reading and commenting on my verse. Light & Love Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 4:03 PM ;0) My feet have not maintained the bouquet of a fine wine *lol*

Demetrios Trifiatis August 30, 2014 at 9:59 AM Richard my friend, I was in Russia on several occasions but it was winter and there was a lot of snow so I cannot know if all Russian women are like that! Ha-ha! Very uplifting poem my dear friend! I have enjoyed it! Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 4:04 PM Maybe that is the answer, l should do my girl watching in the winter!

Monterey Sirak August 30, 2014 at 8:42 AM Too funny!! Think you will do well in the contest. Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 9:28 AM ;0)

Dr. Upma A. Sharma August 30, 2014 at 8:20 AM Yes of course humorous , that's what the form says,, it's perfect for this contest Richard! Luck once more, it's sure to fly high!

Eileen Manassian August 30, 2014 at 5:49 AM Well, this guy did once compliment me on my toes! :) I'm happy! Lovely read. Change Russion to Russian. Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 8:14 AM Thanks for catching my typo, I'm glad you are happy, I wish much happiness for you Eileen.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma August 30, 2014 at 12:47 AM Wow a great passionate write Richard! good luck my friend! Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 8:16 AM More humorous than passionate, thanks for the luck Upma.

Tim Smith August 29, 2014 at 7:09 PM lol...don't look at my feet...I do have nice boobs...I'll flash you if ya like :) Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 8:17 AM I'm sure they are lovely but if it's okay I'll pass on the flash*lol*

Toquyen Harrell August 29, 2014 at 7:02 PM Ahh I know your secret! I say go for it, Rick. I am sure you won't choke on it. I know CPR. I will rescue you :) Richard Lamoureux August 30, 2014 at 8:18 AM :0)

Casarah Nance August 29, 2014 at 6:59 PM Oh man, feet are so not sexy lol. You poem however was funny to read. :) Richard Lamoureux August 29, 2014 at 7:01 PM I have seen some sexy ones!

Charmaine Chircop August 29, 2014 at 6:45 PM Hehehe..Do you know,You got me curious if my toes are twisted or straight :).I never noticed or checked that.haha Hilarious Richard Lamoureux August 29, 2014 at 6:47 PM *lol* I am sure they are lovely Charmaine!

Jan Allison August 29, 2014 at 6:33 PM Hilarous Richard some errr interesting imagery here LOL Hugs Jan xxx Jan Allison August 29, 2014 at 6:48 PM no but I sure will - am blushing already lol! Hugs Jan xxx Richard Lamoureux August 29, 2014 at 6:47 PM That's okay, she is worse than me. Have you read her flagpole poem?? Jan Allison August 29, 2014 at 6:41 PM I hope Mama bear isn't watching LOL. Hugs Jan xx Richard Lamoureux August 29, 2014 at 6:36 PM Dr. Ram asked for humorous, I am glad I succeded. In actuality I am a boob and botton guy *lol*

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