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Best Feet Forward

I thought I could love a Russian Girl. Her lips were divine, pretty like a rose She was lovely, with the cutest curl. Why couldn't I stop looking at her toes? I swear they were twisted, not one was straight. Sure her dress showed off her sexy form. Those open sandles, they didn't look great! Within my mind, I was completely torn. I may be shallow, a horrible guy. My foot fetish is far from a joke Staying with her I would surely die. If I sucked those toes I'm sure I'd choke Some like big boobs that flop all about. For me it's a foot, perfect and petite. Still others prefer a woman more stout. I'm cursed to be a man attracted to feet For Dr. Ram Metha's Chastuski Me contest. ABAB form

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Tim Smith

Date: 9/17/2014 8:36:00 PM

Congrats Richard..... One of the best...cheers

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/16/2014 3:49:00 PM

Congrats. Your poem was one of the funniest. I wish I had realized the first time I saw this one that you were supposed to do only one stanza. Surely it would have placed much higher!!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 9/16/2014 2:28:00 PM

No curse at all, Richard. Made me smile because men have told me my feet are my best feature :D Didn't seem great at the time, but lately I've been looking at women's feet in sandals and now I get it. Congrats from a size 6!

Jan Allison

Date: 9/16/2014 11:33:00 AM

Dropping back with my congrats Richard:-) Hugs jan xxx

Paul Callus

Date: 9/16/2014 9:09:00 AM

...back again for another read and with congratulations; pity about the length:( paul

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 9/16/2014 9:13:00 AM

Length can be problematic at times.*lol*.

Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 9/16/2014 8:20:00 AM

Congratulations Richard. It's still a great Chastushka.

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 9/16/2014 8:29:00 AM

Thanks Brenda.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 9/16/2014 6:47:00 AM

I just needed one Stanza only. It's one of the finest write but because of more stanza, I could not put you higher. Congrats on the win. By the way it's very good Chastuski

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 9/16/2014 8:08:00 AM

A bad habit, I should have read the directions more carefully. Thanks for the HR.

Roy Jerden

Date: 9/6/2014 5:47:00 AM

Unique topic! I see you got a lot of comments. And best, it's all made up, not really your taste! I like that.

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 9/6/2014 8:16:00 AM

Thanks Roy.

Paul Callus

Date: 9/4/2014 5:57:00 PM

Excellent and witty Richard! I suppose you're not bothered about my feet or toes, but I'd like to inform MR that I wear size 43 shoes:) // paul

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 9/6/2014 8:15:00 AM

Thanks Paul. Can you send me a photo? *lol* on second thought, please don't!

Verlena S. Walker

Date: 9/2/2014 10:41:00 PM

Rick, quite humorous. Tits, teats, feet... Sending a laugh and a hug, Verlena.

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 9/2/2014 10:54:00 PM

I guess if I was really into feet I would have a feast for the eyes with all the naked feet everywhere *lol*

Mama Bear

Date: 8/31/2014 6:15:00 PM

Ah ha!! Mamabear is indeed watching and I know my son well. He loves one beautiful lady and she is absolutely perfect including her feet. As for the flag pole poem. That is another story There might someday be a sequel. People need to behave themselves Loved the write and wait for more enlightenment. Hugs Mom

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 8/31/2014 7:17:00 PM

;0)

Ndaba Sibanda

Date: 8/31/2014 5:37:00 AM

Richard, this one got me chuckling( or is it chocking now?) from the very first hilarious line. Hahahha...I did`t know that the sizes and shapes of people`s feet could cause a stir. Wonderful write!

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 8/31/2014 8:04:00 AM

Hello Ndaba, I was watching an episode of the series mistresses and one of the characters had a closet filled with women's shoes. He had all different sizes and he needed his women to wear them to truly enjoy his experience. So I guess for some men feet make all the difference.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/30/2014 11:19:00 PM

hahha. Is this for real, that you love small feet? If so, you would have done well in the ancient days of China, when they broke the women's feet so they would be petite. this was a very funny one, richard. Good title for it too. I didn't realize the form you used could tell a story like this I am not nearly as ambitious in this form and will just be posting one little stanza. I commend you for making such a cute story out of this challenge!

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 8/31/2014 1:24:00 AM

Nope not for real, more of a breast man myself. Not large, small and perky. I know that's somewhat contrary for some men. Ironic to your comment, my wife is Chinese. She is five foot six which is tall for a Chinese lady, and she is beautiful in every way imaginable.

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 8/30/2014 8:50:00 PM

a humorous poem Rick for me its a tidy bum lol love it hugs

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 8/31/2014 8:05:00 AM

I am partial to a nice bottom as well Shadow.;0)

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 8/30/2014 12:05:00 PM

LOL well I have great looking feet go look on facebook! Feet seem to age well like wine! Thanks so much for reading and commenting on my verse. Light & Love

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 8/30/2014 4:03:00 PM

;0) My feet have not maintained the bouquet of a fine wine *lol*

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 8/30/2014 9:59:00 AM

Richard my friend, I was in Russia on several occasions but it was winter and there was a lot of snow so I cannot know if all Russian women are like that! Ha-ha! Very uplifting poem my dear friend! I have enjoyed it!

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 8/30/2014 4:04:00 PM

Maybe that is the answer, l should do my girl watching in the winter!