Best Day

I felt so fine today Because I went to the mall, Costco and the movieplex I needed to find others dressed in unique fashions Completely their own As well as exquisite food I could never cook on my own The blank stares mixed with slight vexation at my skinny jeans wrapped around lard Made me feel the warmth I had been missing for far too long I passed so many oportunities to purchase things that would Complete my hard-wired innards that i genuinely felt my AMEX (250.00 limit) Flex inward and cry within my wallet My favorite part was buying a fuzzy blue sweater from the pile at Costco Immediately putting it on Tightly over my torso The nods of recognition as I sauntered along Told me to finally put down the gaming controller and get with the real world Later that hot-dog-on-a-stick chick was totally into me But I felt hot So I went to Greasa-pizza instead Hah She probably stared in my general direction for half a second when I walked by Oh Her fantasies of me were hurting my psyche The next stop at movie-hurl Was even more awesome I walked around with those hipster 3D glasses by video games Scoffing at the low scores those 8 year olds were getting The popcorn girl couldn't even maintain eye contact with me HOT The only downside was that some guy with a neck tattoo called me "Gay" In the parking lot when I was heading to the bus stop All I have to say is Jealous