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Being an ass at cutting grass

First, you should know, I don't own a lawnmower. I had to borrow one from my sister-in-law. So I can mow my daughter's lawn. Second, Cutting the lawn is my escape from my mundane honey do list of running errands and household chores. Third, I also, cut my sister-in-law’s lawn. But don't get me wrong, I have fantasies of mowing her lawn. She even gave me a key to her shed, so I can come and get it whenever I like. Four, Now that I have her the lawn mower. I start mowing her lawn from front to back. I’m not a tree hugger, but look forward to cleaning up the leaves in her back yard.

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Date: 5/5/2020 8:03:00 PM
This made me chuckle, and wonder what she looks like (not the lawn mower) ;),
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Maureen McGreavy
Date: 5/7/2020 8:24:00 PM
Giggles. I'm a bit of a dirty old man myself ;),
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Robert Kinard
Date: 5/7/2020 7:48:00 PM
I have an alias as (The Dirty Old Man) and my sister-in-law is a beautiful black woman who is single. The Poem was my attempt at writing something erotic. (help)