Beryl Edmonds Poet Limerick

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Written - 16th May 2024

A New Funny or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest

Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

Beauty on the Beach

 The beauty on the beach was indiscreet 
Some would say that she was a tasty treat
Her teeny weeny
Peep through bikini
Made all the girls cry as they couldn’t compete.

As for the guys, beady eyes opened wide
The beauty then took them all by surprise
Her balloons went pop
Then her thong dropped off
The beauty had nothing to hide but pride.

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Janice Canerdy May 27, 2024 at 7:15 PM Ah, the naked truth revealed! A big CONGRATS on your win Beryl! Janice Beryl Edmonds May 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM Thank you Janice, words and congratulations truly appreciated… Beryl

Arlo Parker May 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM A bawdy piece without smut. This winner provokes so many "ideas". Congrats. :o) Beryl Edmonds May 27, 2024 at 1:12 AM Thank you Arlo, appreciated… Beryl

Andrea Dietrich May 26, 2024 at 3:13 PM Congrats. I knew this would win Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM Thank you Andrea… Beryl

Crystol Woods May 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM Very cute! Congrats! Beryl Edmonds May 25, 2024 at 6:56 PM Thank you Crystol, appreciated… Beryl

I Am Anaya May 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM Congratulations on your top win, Belle! Hip- Hip-Hurray! xhugs Beryl Edmonds May 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM Thank you Anaya, hugs returned… Belle

Tania Kitchin May 25, 2024 at 9:28 AM Beryl, congratulations on your first place win, a clever and funny limerick set! Beryl Edmonds May 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM Thank you Tania, for the contest and the win… Beryl

Andrea Dietrich May 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM Oh I was kind of hoping something very unexpected popped out of her bikini bottom . I have such a dirty mind. Haha. Good limerick set, Beryl. Beryl Edmonds May 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM Andrea naughty girl, great minds think alike, but what was in my mind would have been obscene :) Beryl

Sara Kendrick May 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM Creative one for sure. A bikini was not a very good place to try beauty enhancements that were not genuine. LOL..Sara K Beryl Edmonds May 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM Thank you Sara, all was revealed that wasn’t real… Beryl

Jennifer Proxenos May 18, 2024 at 8:24 AM Hi Beryl, I truly love your poetry because you exhibit such talented versatility in your writing - I wish you lots of luck in the contest my friend, Hugs and love, Jennifer. Beryl Edmonds May 19, 2024 at 5:44 AM Hi Jennifer, thank so much for the appraisal and the good luck wish. Love and hugs returned… Beryl

Vijay Pandit May 18, 2024 at 6:24 AM Wonderfully spun with humor, Beryl. A story unfolding slowly--revealing! A gifted writer you are! Beryl Edmonds May 19, 2024 at 5:41 AM Vijay, thank you for that, returning the compliment, you are a gifted writer too… Beryl

Christina Bowring May 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM Dear Beryl, this is such an amusing limerick. So well written and will make many laugh. You can easily picture the scene at the beach and what a scene it would be! Really enjoyed it. Good luck in the contest! Have a lovely weekend. Hugs and blessings xx Beryl Edmonds May 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM Thank you dear Christina. Have a lovely weekend yourself. Hugs and blessings in return, Beryl xx

Sotto Poet May 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM Indubitably humorous, yet astute and amusing! Good luck in the contest, dear Beryl. Have a pleasant day, warm hugs. Beryl Edmonds May 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM Thank you Sotto, I’m pleased you found this amusing…. Beryl

I Am Anaya May 17, 2024 at 2:11 PM Best for the bawdy contest, Beryl! Always makes me laugh. Still the Queen of Limericks xo Beryl Edmonds May 17, 2024 at 3:25 PM Thank you very much Anaya, pleased this gave you a laugh :) Beryl xo

Paula Goldsmith May 17, 2024 at 12:40 PM I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write with a fun ending. "Good Luck" We both did this one. Have a fun day......... Beryl Edmonds May 17, 2024 at 3:46 PM Thank you Paula, pleased you enjoyed the read, will go and read yours… Beryl