Beardacious
There was a man who was quite weird
With a chunk sticking from his beard
So I helped myself
And pulled out an elf
Which wasn’t as bad as I feared
But when we thought that his strange beard
Was in fact totally cleared
Ten kangaroos
Jumped out too
Which made all the townspeople cheer
That’s when a brave man volunteered
To reach one last time in his beard
When out did leap
A flock of sheep
And at least two of them were sheared
At last nothing else appeared
From his extraordinary beard
But we were, I declare
Sucked into his hair
And the town and I all disappeared
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