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Beard Math

BEARD MATH 1 Forgetful 2 Cute 4 Fashionable 8 Dubious 16 Homeless 32 Hermit 64 Penniless 128 Scruffy 256 Suspicious 512 FBI Line-up Candidate 1024 Terrorist 2048 Circus Peformer 4096 Saint ……………………………………………………………. NOTE As the number of days doubles since your last shave, observers mentally put you into the next category.

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Date: 11/12/2017 9:28:00 AM
ha! very funny, sidney...
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Sidney Beck
Date: 11/12/2017 10:36:00 AM
Thanks Ilene.....glad you liked it.................after "4 days" for me, I immediately leap to "Scruffy" hahaha..............best wishes Syd

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