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A funny Summer limerick Contest Sonsored by Tania Kitchin 07/26/24

Beach babe - a little bawdy


Aunt Ethel loves sunbathing nude
Her wizened breasts clearly are viewed
Ethel’s aged ninety-nine
She says, “MY boobs are fine
But surgical implants look crude”

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2024

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March 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM

Ah iv seen such situations haha. I always feel so awkward. Good one this is too dear jan! I wish i knew how to write limericks like you do! You are truly a natural. The last line! Haha gosh! Love this!

October 12, 2024 at 1:38 PM

Auntie Ethel had rather large boobs, Sometimes they used to hang loose, Her husband Fred, Looked at her and said, You should tuck them into your boots.

October 13, 2024 at 6:10 AM

ha ha ha I am including this particular poem with an additional verse added in my next book you can see the sort of humour:-) hugs Jan

August 22, 2024 at 1:46 AM

Too funny, congratulations

October 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM

thanks terry sorry for the delay in replying :-) I am working on my second poopy/ bawdy poetry book and havent been active on the site:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

August 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM

Good one and so descriptive. I don't know your placement but I can see you made the list. Congrats, my friend.

October 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM

thanks andrea xx

Paula Goldsmith

August 18, 2024 at 1:50 PM

Congratulations on your win. What fun Limerick write/story. At 99, one can do what ever they want to do. Right??? Have a fun day writing away...................

August 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM

agreed Paula! hugs Jan xx

August 18, 2024 at 6:30 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick.

August 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM

Thanks for inspiring me to write for the contest Tania, I have also done a second verse and the full poem will be in the next book:-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

August 15, 2024 at 5:21 AM

Just to be alive at 99. wizened boobs and all lol. I always come to you for a laugh.

August 18, 2024 at 4:41 AM

Thanks Suzanne, I have written a second verse which will feature in my next book 'toilet humour and risque rhymes' the lovely lass who illustrated the first book has agreed to draw for the second book. i have about 330 poems so far but want to get to 366 like i had in A giggle a day... can chase the blues away:-) hugs Jan xx

August 12, 2024 at 7:00 AM

Hilarious dearest poet friend Jan! Thanks for the share and the many smiles. Blessings to you always and your writings. Best wishes in the contest. Hugs

August 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM

Thanks Len:-) hugs Jan xx

August 10, 2024 at 12:35 PM

Whatever Aunt Ethel says, there is no hope when competing with age 99!! Best to look at the bright side (if there is one) and face reality :) Hugs // paul

August 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM

Thanks Paul, its odd as some can see the picture, but other's cant see it:-) hugs Jan xx

August 10, 2024 at 12:36 PM

by the way, the picture does not show up on my page :(

August 9, 2024 at 10:40 AM

Lol, my kind of gal

August 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM

Thanks Tim, hope you and your gorgeous family are ok:-) hugs Jan xx

August 9, 2024 at 10:10 AM

Haha, Nicely done Jan

August 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM

thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Margarita Lillico

August 8, 2024 at 2:54 PM

Hilarious! In Jan’s LOL style! XX

August 8, 2024 at 2:58 PM

I'm putting this one in the risque rhymes section of my next book - it does have a second verse but the sponsor only wanted one so I'm saving it and wont post it on soup xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

August 8, 2024 at 12:12 PM

And well they should! What women will do! - Fun limerick. Maurice

August 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM

thanks Maurice xx hugs Jan xx

August 7, 2024 at 12:41 PM

Great limerick!

August 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM

thanks Karen xx hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

August 7, 2024 at 8:22 AM

Quite funny. Boobs must be sagging. Hugs.

August 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM

thanks Victor I dont think gravity helped lol xx hugs Jan xx

August 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM

Look the other way, neighbors! Ethel's out there again! Good one, Jan! Janice

August 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM

thanks Janice xx hugs Jan xx

August 6, 2024 at 10:58 AM

Oh my goodness! Thanks for posting lol

August 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM

thanks Joyce xx hugs Jan xx

Daniel Henry Rodgers

August 5, 2024 at 8:54 AM

Dear Jan, That made me laugh and so well written. I remember my mom's sister Aunt Anne coming to visit from Philadelphia to the farm where we lived and she took us young children to the pond to swim for the day. Unfortunately, she decided to sunbathe naked while my two sisters and I swam. LOL!! - Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

August 8, 2024 at 3:01 PM

oh my goodness lol thanks for sharing that hilarious info:-) hugs jan xx

August 3, 2024 at 1:38 PM

And yet Ethel is expressing herself and having fun! Love it Jan!!! Happy Saturday xxoo

August 8, 2024 at 3:01 PM

thanks Mike xx hugs Jan xx

August 3, 2024 at 3:10 AM

Mmm not a pretty sight Jan, lol. Good luck in the contest and enjoy your weekend. Tom

August 8, 2024 at 3:01 PM

thanks Tom xx hugs Jan xx

August 2, 2024 at 8:16 AM

I’m not sure if I really wanted to see the picture of Aunt Ethel, Jan, but was happy to read your Limerick and get a laugh, one can only imagine gravity got in her way lol! Cheers David

August 8, 2024 at 3:02 PM

lol thanks david xx

July 28, 2024 at 9:39 AM

Hahaha.... thank goodness for those that are not very big... they don't have that issue. Love it my friend

July 28, 2024 at 1:30 PM

lol thanks Eve:-) I hope Tania approves it has a summer theme but if not I now have a limerick string for my next book:-) hugs Jan xx

James Marshall Goff

July 27, 2024 at 11:24 PM

Hi Jan! Sweet form for picturesque humor, you are so talented! Similar, my older brother (71) likes to motorcycle from Minneapolis to Grand Portage (Canadian Border) & back in one day, about 10 hrs ...one time he slid out on gravel returning home almost here, thrown over bike, almost killed him (has recovered) we're sitting in hospital hallway anxiously waiting for news... Mom (93 then) says "he's a "lucky chinaman" my niece gently whispered to her "Gigi, you can't say that anymore!"

July 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM

Aww thanks for the 'talented comment lol - I just have fun trying to make folk laugh with my silly poems - this one has a second verse which i couldnt use as the contest is for 1 limerick so it will be in my next book. it will be my last book - I can only write so much toilet humour and risque rhymes and I think I will have exhausted the subject lol:-) hugs Jan xx As for your brother he sounds an amazing character and how times have changed from your mum's comment. Happy Sunday xx

Eileen Manassian

July 27, 2024 at 11:23 PM

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Good one, Jan. The picture is just too much fun. ;)

July 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM

lol thanks Eileen, not sure if it fits the summer theme but I've got a second verse and it will be in the humour book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Hilda Greenhough

July 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM

Lol. Breast's should be no big deal -- no pun intended.

July 27, 2024 at 11:59 AM

agreed Hilda:-) hugs Jan xx

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