Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy

There once was a lass that was bawdy
Suffice just to say she was naughty
When the time came to flirt
She would lift up her skirt
That showed a sign that said $Three Forty

Contest May 25, 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Sergi Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 7:05 AM
Hi Linda: Thank you for your comment.
A   Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 12:02 AM
Ralph, :)Congratulations on your win. "Linda"
Babcock Avatar
June 11, 2014 at 12:49 PM
Now you have me laughing with this limerick. AWESOME. love phyl
Sergi Avatar
June 12, 2014 at 7:17 AM
Hi Phy: Thank you for your comment.
Kendrick Avatar
June 9, 2014 at 6:06 PM
I may copy and paste congrats but I have read your work and find it exceptional…Sara
George   Avatar
June 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many congrats on your win, Ralph. Elaine
Hamilton Avatar
June 9, 2014 at 7:31 AM
lol very funny Ralph congrats on win hugs
Lamoureux Avatar
June 8, 2014 at 8:29 AM
Pays to advertise
A  Avatar
June 8, 2014 at 7:32 AM
Ralph,, Congrats, on your "Bawdy, Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy" win........ Enjoyable Limerick :) LOVE ~SKAT~
Mehta Avatar
June 7, 2014 at 9:49 PM
Congratulations on your fine win with this well humored limerick, Ralph
Dietrich Avatar
June 7, 2014 at 9:46 PM
She sure WAS bawdy!!! Congrats on your great win.
Nance Avatar
June 7, 2014 at 7:40 PM
LOL great!!!! Well done in the contest, what great limmerck I laughed out loud.
Vaso Avatar
June 5, 2014 at 8:41 PM
LOL hilarious, great Limmerick!!
Smith Avatar
June 4, 2014 at 12:20 PM
Lol!!.. Love it!.. Good luck in the contest!!... Arlene
Devonshire Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 5:27 PM
Good one, Ralph! She certainly was "bawdy." LOL Best wishes in the contest. Happy Memorial Day, Carolyn
Andresen Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 1:02 PM
:)))) - Funny one, Ralph :)) - Well done. - Luck in contest ! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Sergi Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 3:53 PM
Hi Anne Lise: Thank you for comment.Remember that it's all in the interest of poetic license (ha ha )
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 11:37 AM
Pricey...pretty funny Ralph
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 11:54 AM
right.
Sergi Avatar
May 25, 2014 at 11:52 AM
Hi Tim, nice to know you: WOW! I just put that on line 10 minutes ago! Thank you for your comment. Remember, it's just a poem. We are all good christians (right?)
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