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Bathroom Hijinks

Poised to dive into the drink below the deodorant on the shelf above put on a show while the toothbrushes looked on with a big grin the deodorant dove like a champ and took a swim, The toothbrushes held up all their signs most of them giving his dive a nine not satisfied he had wanted a perfect 10 he stood above the toilet ready to jump again, But before he could jump he quickly froze hearing the man of the house shuffle in and impose turning the light on he quickly went pee the toothbrushes averting their eyes quickly, Finishing up he flushed and put the lid down leaving the bathroom the deodorant had a frown the toothbrushes said don't worry we'll fill up the sink so the deodorant moved above it ready to jump into the drink, All eyes were fastened on him poised above knowing that swimming was one of the deodorants first loves the deodorant concentrated and then leapt off giving him a perfect ten for a triple somersault! After awhile they all got tired and went to sleep taking their positions on the shelf above the toilet and sink the man of the house soon catching on to their hijinks putting a "closed for the season" sign on the toilet and sink, But that didn't stop their bathroom shenanigans they just came up with a different plan this time they were extra quiet as they filled up the tub but the man of the house caught on and pulled the plug So swimming was now a gone past time so they constructed with dental floss a zip line zip lining from the top of the shower to the floor that is till they heard the creak of the bathroom door...

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Date: 10/28/2017 6:37:00 PM
I love this so much!! Another Favorite for me. You are edging everyone out on my favorites list!!! I rarely read long poems except for yours.. Thank you so much for sharing.......80).....Pat
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 10/28/2017 6:39:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Pat; I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!~Che :)
Date: 10/28/2017 10:15:00 AM
Great read for a Saturday morning, Cheryl, this is hilarious. John
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 10/28/2017 6:37:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit John; glad you got chuckle out of it!~Che :)
Date: 10/27/2017 4:45:00 PM
You have such a wonderfully fun imagination!
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 10/27/2017 6:15:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Mike; appreciate it!~Che :)

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