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Bathroom Engaged

There he blows
on his way to the gents
Book in hand
we all know 
this is where 
he shall be occupied
for the next half hour

Imagination envisages
him making himself 
comfortable
There for a duration
Intent on sinking 
his teeth into several chapters
of the latest James Patterson

Belt slowly snakes
to the floor as he sits there
concentrating 
on task in progress
with trousers half mast 
supported by knees
Book on lap

A certain familiar 
thunder echoes 
through the house
Stench slowly seeping
through under door
Leaves mum running
for the air fragrancers

Doors and windows
are opened as mother
tries to ‘air’ the house
as she goes about 
her business cleaning
the house until it shines
bright as a freshly minted coin

Eventually father emerges
Fresh and relaxed
Missing one gas mask
Mum trepidly takes a breath
and dives into the bathroom
Intent on finishing her work
disguising Dad’s omissions

Bathroom engaged again
Mother’s work never done
and yet as she vacates
a beautiful flowery scent
followers her through 
The empty room vacantly awaiting 
Welcoming next guest.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 9/2/2013 9:12:00 AM
hahaha, some MEN are so gross. I find it hilarious how they make an "outing" of it and go in there with an actual book to do their business. GREAT write.
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Date: 11/2/2009 11:33:00 AM
Hilarious, witty, typical, and unique Anna, A pleasure to read, so real even the stench almost got to me too. Lol, Sincerely, Love, Moses
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Date: 10/6/2009 9:34:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your excellent poetry today. Thank you Anna-Marie. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/6/2009 4:50:00 AM
Describing here a picture that happens in homes across the world daily. Interesting topic amply expressed with the humor need to make my day. Keep writing. Sara
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