Barstool Banter

She sat at the bar and watched him from her stool As he stared back at her with knowing and passion She had sipped from her drink with tiny red straw He saw her fine clothes were of the latest fashion With a nod of her head he knew what to then do He bought her a drink and had passed it her way With a message for the barkeep to deliver to her And this is what he wanted the message to say Hey there, you know you’re the best looking here I’d love to come over and get to know you tonight If you accept my drink and sip it down seductively Then I’ll come your way and hold you really tight Her head then nodded and she had started to laugh He wasn’t sure how to take the smile and laughter But the barkeep came back with a message for him That she knew just exactly his type, what he’s after He then threw money on the bar, walking past her You could hear him whisper these parting words You are just a tease; you are really a lonely whore You smell like a pig and you’re clothes are absurd