Bar Snacks

Bar Snacks

A man walks into a pub
And asks if they sell bar snacks.
The barman says that they do,
"We've got roast goblin,
Grilled leprechaun
And deep fried fairy"
The man thought for a moment
"They all sound very tasty
But don't you serve anything elfy?"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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April 11, 2011 at 2:56 AM
I like it! Placed a smile on my face this morning. Glad I hung around to read one more.
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