Bag O' Money

When in my old home, Land speculators and real estate companies knocked on my door every day Mostly Israelies or Russian Jews, They always had a lot to say There were various attempts to bribe me Some quite inventive, as you'll see One of those, an agent showed up with a shopping bag full of cash!! It's a miracle that I didn't take it and to the bank dash! Now, to a guy down on his luck This temptation was hard to duck But I somehow did Too this day I wonder where he learned such a trick An Israeli intelligence schtick? They tried booze, women and so much more, Until I learned not to answer the door