Lycia Harding Poet Tail-rhyme

Bad Kitty - Christmas

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When you have fallen fast asleep,
I'll crawl toward your hall and creep
out through your door...

Advancing quickly through the gloom,
I'll prance into your living room
and as you snore,

I'll pulverize your rug and purr,
while sizing up your Douglas fir,
and when I...

LEAP!

I'll dangle ever frantically,
until each spangle from your tree
is in a HEAP!

I'll SLASH your floppy socks's toes
and GNASH your boxes tops's bows
in savage bites!

Then lift, at last, my pretty tail
and spritz a blast of 'Kitty Male"

...to wreck your lights!


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Constance La France January 1, 2019 at 6:58 PM Lycia, congratulations on your win in my contest with this lovely and creative poem, well done ~

Eve Roper December 31, 2018 at 11:35 PM Back with congratulations on your win. Happy New Year's

CayCay Godwin December 19, 2015 at 1:41 AM I sure did enjoy this! Congratulations on your win ... CayCay

Skat A December 17, 2015 at 1:24 PM lycia, CONGRATULATIONS on your nice win. ~SKAT~

John Lawless December 16, 2015 at 4:12 PM I know this cat!!!!! Congrats on your placement in the contest Lycia Harding December 17, 2015 at 9:51 AM Thank you, John - back atcha! xoxo

Teddy Kimathi December 16, 2015 at 5:39 AM Greetings Lycia. Congrats for your #2 placement in the contest! ;-)

Eve Roper December 15, 2015 at 10:48 PM Great write! Congratulations on a great win, Lycia!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma December 15, 2015 at 10:36 PM Such a beauty Lycia.. no wonder a great win.. big congrats!

Susan Gentry December 15, 2015 at 10:04 PM Congratulations! Well written.

Eve Roper December 6, 2015 at 11:39 PM Thank goodness I don't have a cat! My puppy does me well! Congratulations on your win!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma December 4, 2015 at 11:11 PM Wonderful poem and win Lycia... big congrats!

Skat A December 4, 2015 at 10:03 PM Lycia, Congratulations on your sweet win. Enjoyed your entry. LUV SKAT

Eric Boddie November 14, 2015 at 4:20 PM and that is why I don't do indoor pets....lol Eric Boddie November 30, 2015 at 4:36 PM well my place is on top....and remember that I wont flop....but I will inspire the panty drop....I meant drip, you better let me stop....lol Lycia Harding November 24, 2015 at 2:38 PM Just make sure you know your place.... or take a scratch across your face! Eric Boddie November 18, 2015 at 2:55 PM I like scratches is a fact....just as long as they are on my back....lol Lycia Harding November 18, 2015 at 6:53 AM Cubs like you will have their fun **+** as always, I remain detached **+** remember this advice though, son; **+** mess with a cat, you might get scratched! Eric Boddie November 14, 2015 at 4:48 PM actually cougars are not indoor pets....they are beasts like me so you should expect....that not about me would refuse to be their prey....so put on you cougar print, what do you say....lol Lycia Harding November 14, 2015 at 4:27 PM Repeat: What about Cougars? Wraaaarrr!

Jan Allison November 11, 2015 at 8:06 AM This made me smile Lycia good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx Lycia Harding November 11, 2015 at 11:39 AM Heh heh! Thank you, Jan. xoxo!