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We have a Red Tick American Coon Hound named Scout. You would think we never fed him the way he is always getting into to things looking for something edible. He tears open my lunch bag from work to see if I left anything.Today I made lasagnia. Got one serving and when I went into the kitchen the empty foil pan I used was on the floor and a mess of red stain on the floor where he gobbled up what spilled when he pulled it off the stove top. I showed it to him and said,"What did you do?" He just kept looking the other way as if to say What? Who? Me?

A very bad dog is our Scout. Especially if food is left out. If it's there he don't care, Neither what, when nor where, It soon finds it's way to his mouth. He waits until no one is looking. His keen nose can tell what you're cooking. He makes sneak attacks, When you turn your back, Then pretends all the while he was snoozing.

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Date: 6/9/2020 2:24:00 AM
Have some mercy Judy, Scout got his name right...his senses are super...Well expressed
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Judy Ball
Date: 6/9/2020 7:11:00 AM
Thanks so much Arturo. God Bless, JB
Date: 6/8/2020 9:30:00 PM
Most profound expressions of your deep thoughts. A great, great piece!
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Judy Ball
Date: 6/9/2020 1:40:00 AM
Thank you so much Funom. God Bless, JB
Date: 6/7/2020 5:10:00 PM
I enjoyed reading about your crafty dog, Judy, and the follow up consisting of two witty Limericks was as enjoyable. ~ Regards // paul
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Judy Ball
Date: 6/9/2020 1:32:00 AM
Thank you so much Paul. God Bless, JB
Date: 6/6/2020 11:41:00 AM
:))) ... love it, Judy :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 6/9/2020 1:20:00 AM
Thanks bunches Anne-Lise. God Bless, JB
Date: 6/3/2020 2:35:00 PM
Good fun tale Judy, a right smart dog you have showing he likes his food! Take care, Blessings,Gordon
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Date: 6/5/2020 4:36:00 PM
Thanks bunches Gordon. God Bless, JB
Date: 6/2/2020 7:25:00 PM
Sounds like one smart dog to me. Thanks, Judy. Very enjoyable write (as long as it's not me cooking!) :) gw
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Date: 6/5/2020 4:32:00 PM
Thanks bunches Gershon. God Bless, JB
Date: 6/1/2020 2:04:00 PM
I thank God that the Chihuahuas don't do that one except if I leave food by my chair. If Hairy could pull the dining room table chair out he would jump into it and get on the table if there was food there which he likes. They can be strange animals can't they. They love human food. Sara
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 6/1/2020 2:04:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by mu page. Sara
Date: 5/28/2020 7:01:00 AM
I can see this clearly. Naughty, and pretending not to do it lol. Well done Judy :)
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/28/2020 5:54:00 PM
Thanks bunches Heidi. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/27/2020 5:57:00 PM
Thanks for making my day with this hilarious rendering! Sincerely, Elaine
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/28/2020 5:46:00 PM
Thank you so much Elaine. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/26/2020 7:13:00 PM
G'day Judy … a limerick written for everyone who has a family dog. Fantastic Judy - Lindsay
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Date: 5/27/2020 4:32:00 PM
Thanks bunches Lindsay. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/25/2020 8:25:00 AM
He is scouting for a meal, Nice lim Judy
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Date: 5/26/2020 3:21:00 PM
Thanks bunches Joseph. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/25/2020 2:06:00 AM
There is nothing as funny as real life can be, amazing limericks love these....Scout is a brilliant name for him, always looking ahead of the pack...
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/26/2020 3:16:00 PM
Thanks bunches Harry. God Bless. JB
Date: 5/24/2020 11:27:00 PM
This is such a funny and fun Limerick Judy. Don't you love how they pretend they are completely innocent! I am faving this adorable Limerick Judy. I loved it! xxoo
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/26/2020 11:58:00 AM
Thanks bunches Connie. Glad you like it. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/23/2020 8:30:00 PM
He is so much like dogs WE have had. GREAT set of limericks!!
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Date: 5/26/2020 11:55:00 AM
Thanks bunches Andrea. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/23/2020 5:47:00 PM
My dog booboo must be related to Scout. He is a chihuahua Papillon. I know this because he has a hole in his stomach. He is always begging for food, non stop. Yes we feed him lol. Enjoyed reading shared with my wife Judy we both laughed.
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/24/2020 4:48:00 PM
Thanks bunches Michael. God Bless and stay well, JB
Date: 5/23/2020 12:33:00 PM
A perfect limerick to describe naughty doggies - Labradors are just as bad, they are friends with everyone who gives them a titbit. But they are so adorable - we had three but moved into a secure estate and my son took all three along with the two Labradors he already has! But they have a very big garden. Well penned my friend, Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 5/23/2020 5:06:00 AM
Love animals~ they are part of aid GOD'S kingdom. I had a cat, who crawled into a kitchen cabinet and ate 1/2 a bag of hot chocolate mix. OMG. She did not die from it. Dogs Love when we eat.Just perfect limericks Panagiota This was my second comment here...ooops
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/23/2020 9:31:00 AM
Thanks bunches Panagiota. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/23/2020 12:18:00 AM
hahaha, I am sure glad my small dog is a good dog. He patiently waits and looks the other way like if he is not really begging. Judy , enjoyed reading. Eve
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/23/2020 9:36:00 AM
Thanks bunches Eve. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/22/2020 6:01:00 PM
Ahh!! Good one even though what you are going through with him is not ahhh!! but very distressing ...Thanks for dropping by my page. We appreciate those who are working despite the fact that the virus is going around. I hope that soon a vaccine will be available to the general public to help keep it was doing anymore damage. Thanks for dropping by my page. Sara
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/22/2020 6:38:00 PM
Thank you so much Sara. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/22/2020 5:29:00 PM
Lol!! This brought a smile :)
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/22/2020 6:35:00 PM
Thank you so much Swetha. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/22/2020 5:17:00 PM
I love your poem, LOL Stay safe David
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/22/2020 6:32:00 PM
Thank you so much David. God Bless, JB
Date: 5/22/2020 4:23:00 PM
makes me so glad I don't have a pet lol just got hubby and son and there is no food left after they have been around lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/22/2020 4:44:00 PM
Thanks bunches Jan. God Bless and stay well. JB
Date: 5/22/2020 3:24:00 PM
They are clever, aren't they? We love them no matter what. Your love for him shows in your poem, Judy.
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/22/2020 4:11:00 PM
Thanks bunches Vijay. God Bless and stay well, JB
Date: 5/22/2020 2:46:00 PM
A terrific limerick Judy Panagiota
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Judy Ball
Date: 5/22/2020 3:03:00 PM
Thanks bunches my friend. God Bless and stay well. JB

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