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Bad Breath Blues - The Boss Is Always Right

You’ve forgotten to floss, I think (My nose frets and frowns as I shrink) Purchase mints by the bag! Brush your tongue til you gag! (My eyes water up at the stink) "Yes sir, I am really quite fine! "Allergies, you know," is my line "No sir, wasn't crying!" (My brain is just frying) "Do lunch? Why, the pleasure is mine!" *Unfortunately, this is a somewhat exaggerated version of a true story...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Date: 9/7/2015 8:53:00 PM
oh my, I hate to come across a person with horrible breath!! funny and yet NOT so funny considering the plight of the clueless individual who is making people gag in his presence.
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Date: 8/27/2015 1:12:00 PM
:-))) Loved the way you presented the actual thought and what you said to the! I feel for you, though... :-)))
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Date: 8/25/2015 7:47:00 PM
Wow that was a stinker of a spot to be in! So nice to hear from you. Light & Love
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Date: 8/25/2015 7:28:00 AM
aww...what an awkward situation...and you have made it funny..:-)
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Date: 8/24/2015 11:31:00 AM
Understand completely! But my boss was a Blue Haze champion... Really!
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Date: 8/24/2015 6:52:00 AM
Oh dear Tim ...what a tricky situation love the humour here:-) hugs Jan xx 7
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