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Bad Alfredo Sauce

I visited Chef Giorgio's in Italy for a bite to eat.
And ordered Chicken Alfredo after taking a seat
But the pasta was too thick
Made by a chef who was sick
I got him fired and once again he's just a deadbeat

Alfredo should be served with a good cream sauce
But Giorgio's was disgusting, tasting like dross
He accused me of lying
I guess he'll soon be dying (again)
I don't give a fig if he's angry with me and cross

Chef Giorgio was unemployed so started writing
But his poetry was awful; accusive and inciting
He was found guilty of slander
Just like Goosey Goosey Gander 
Away the old bird flew without another sighting

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/21/2022 2:21:00 AM

"Chef Giorgio " I am loving this! LOVING IT!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/10/2022 1:55:00 PM

Jenna, hilarious, we don't want anymore bad alfredo sauce to contaminate our soup!

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/10/2022 6:43:00 PM

Lol So true. Thanks, Tania.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 10/10/2022 6:56:00 AM

Great depiction Jenna LOL

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/10/2022 7:17:00 AM

Thanks a lot. I just HAD to put down a bully, and this was my form of venting.

Ts Poetry

Date: 10/9/2022 11:42:00 AM

I swear I saw him on the pond... shook his pen like it was a wand... he screamed and he did shout... but no word did come out... who knew the soup couldn't be conned

Ts Poetry
Date: 10/9/2022 12:44:00 PM

Yes Freddie likes to cause trouble

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/9/2022 11:48:00 AM

;) TS. This was about Freddie, Jan’s old stalker who keeps returning to harass people. He does a lot of screaming and lying so I reported him. He was kicked out but I’m sure he’ll be back with some other fake name. Thanks for reading and commenting.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/9/2022 9:13:00 AM

(chuckling) Looks like the creepo has crept away.

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/10/2022 7:18:00 AM

This time his motivation was revenge for our exposing of him a couple of months ago. He'll be back to strike again.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/9/2022 1:23:00 PM

What in the world motivates a person like this to do these things?

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/9/2022 9:20:00 AM

He got kicked out again. He'll be back.