Bacon For Breakfast

No cereal with skim milk
That pastry is leaving doubt
Eggs are icky
Hot cakes sticky
Fruit is for monkeys
Toast is looking funky

Bacon!  just feed me bacon
let it sizzle watch me dribble
The aroma to live
let me feast on the best of the pig

Biscuits and gravy I shrug maybe
Sausage or ham I'll be damn
Peanut butter and jelly now that's silly
Potatoes no gratefuls
Fried chicken and waffles sounds just awful

Let me explain, you can take names
For breakfast it has to be
Simply put in minor C
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

Oatmeal get real
Cream of wheat to petite
Big juicy steak your to late
Breakfast burrito I'll pass
Doughnuts don't ask
Help me break my fast

Give me Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
crispy chewy luscious bacon
Yummy in my tummy bacon
Give me Bacon!

We're all out?!
warm up the spaghetti...
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 6/7/2015 8:06:00 PM
Ha!Ha!Ha! I enjoyed reading your humorous poem, Fritz! I like bacon, too! Love, KIm
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Date: 6/8/2015 5:31:00 AM
Thank you, bacon is good.
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