Away On a Rooftop

Away on a rooftop, No ladder I see. Somehow must have fallen, I'm stuck now, poor me! I climbed up to rescue, My neighbor kid's ball. When I went to climb down, No ladder at all! It's a hot summer's day, The sun's roasting me. My neighbors are working, Now I have to pee. My cell phone's in the house, (Where else would it be?) So I can't call for help, Will someone see me? It seemed it took hours, but In reality, Only minutes passed by, "Til I was set free. As I sat on the roof, Contemplating life, I see the new mailman, An end to my strife. "Please help me," I shouted. "My ladder is gone. Thank heavens you came by, I'd be here 'til dawn." "No problem," he replied. "I want you to jump. I promise I'll catch you. You won't feel a bump!" "Are you flipping crazy?" I asked in dismay. "Without a good ladder, That's the only way." Counting one, two and three, I jumped to his arms. He kept me from falling, and coming to harm. "Thank you! Thank you!", I gushed. As we caught our breath. "You surely saved me from Embarrassing death." We found that darn ladder, Knocked over some how. No more climbing on roofs, Is my solemn vow.