Premiere Contest WinnerAt the Zoo - very crude

He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
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Velasco Avatar
August 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Haha, this one’s wild! Definitely not what I expected at the zoo .
Ashley Avatar
August 29, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Hahaha! Dear Jack, a risky and risqué limerick! Your clever pen got the crude fourth line through with ease. Your rapier wit is on grand display my friend. Congratulations for your wonderful trophy win! Warmest wishes.. ~Susan
Proxenos Avatar
July 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Hi Jack very clever limerick and tres risque but an absolute scream - Congrats on your top win my friend! Blesisngs, Jennifer.
Allison Avatar
July 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Talk about laugh jack - poetic brilliance lol I creased up reading this gem - hmmmmmm I wish I'd thought of going bawdy for the prompt lol . MANY congrats! hugs jan xx
mysore Avatar
July 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
congratulations. happy writing.
Onclaud Avatar
July 18, 2024 at 9:44 PM
lol...you got out of this wordwreck scot free...huge congrats on your top win, jack...you wit shines!
Dietrich Avatar
July 18, 2024 at 1:02 PM
congrats, my friend. How are you doing? Did I forget to return an email?
Woods Avatar
July 18, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Wow... and I thought mine was risky! It is very clever! Good job on your win!
Toney Avatar
July 18, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Yikes! "Very crude," indeed. Congratulations on your win, Jack.
Kendrick Avatar
July 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Congratulations on your winning work. Way to go. I see I did not place, and I usually don't comment if I don't place, but I thought I would return to comment on your work. Sara K
Miller Avatar
July 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Very clever, congratulations!
Callus Avatar
July 17, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Only those who dare can hope to achieve lol :) Congratulations on your top placement, Jack!! Regards // paul
Dietrich Avatar
July 14, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Haha. You got away with both words. If I had tried this, they'd have x'd out the two choice words
Kendrick Avatar
July 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Yes, quite crude but it could be a good contender because it is unique. Thanks for dropping by my pages. Sara K
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