At a Megalomaniac Convention
At a Megalomaniac Convention
At a megalomaniac convention
I fell in love with me
So I proposed and asked myself
Will you marry me?
No, I said, I’m too good for you!
Yet much to my chagrin
No, Was not an Answer
So, I asked myself again
Please marry me I asked once more
The question now redundant
But when your ego is big like mine
Results are not abundant
I went to the county courthouse
For a license to see me through
All they did was look at me
And said, there’s only one of you!
I then went home to kill myself
But I had run my luck
For every time I shot myself
My ego made me duck
And now here we all sit
The two of us that’s me
Blaming megalomania
For my split personality
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