Asterisk

you try to make something important when it really isn’t--- and you find yourself starring things and placing special little symbols like when you tell your friends all of the key points on why you are dating so and so or why it is that you have stayed at a job for so long or why it is that you haven’t really had any kind of personal growth for years or why you have that gut or why you got that plastic surgery or why you tan in the winter months or why you buy 10 million pairs of shoes or why it is that you go to the gym to try and beef up yourself or why you pretend you know how to do things that you really don’t when you are talking to someone that you think is more important than they really are and then you know the cycle begins again---make sure to place an asterisk next to it.