Arms-A-Gettin'

I’m at a loss Why Betsy DeVos Wants money for weapons in school. Though she is the boss Her thoughts come across As those (to my ears) of a fool. For federal cash From Congress’ stash Is meant more for teachers and books And guns seem to clash With the aim of that cache, Which should be out of reach of her hooks. I yearn for the days When such folly would raise More than eyebrows in government halls, But today there is praise For this armament craze And we watch as normality falls.