Archaic Affair

Passion rose quickly in the spa Expectations now were sky high But suddenly he said, "Oh, no Ma," "I'm startin' to cramp in my thigh" Quite deftly she rubbed it on out There weren't many places she missed And just like that back on track Passion returned as they kissed Fondling and groping then ensued The dog stared at them beside the spa She didn't like it but, now what? She asked, "What're you looking at Pa?" Squinting as he looked up at the light He sneezed almost loud as a horse Then she happened to catch his eye And gave it back to him of course! Awkwardly exiting the spa They decided to continue in bed Under the covers, comfy and warm They both fell asleep instead!