Archaic Affair

Passion rose quickly in the spa
Expectations now were sky high
But suddenly he said, "Oh, no Ma,"
"I'm startin' to cramp in my thigh"

Quite deftly she rubbed it on out
There weren't many places she missed
And just like that back on track
Passion returned as they kissed

Fondling and groping then ensued
The dog stared at them beside the spa
She didn't like it but, now what?
She asked, "What're you looking at Pa?"

Squinting as he looked up at the light
He sneezed almost loud as a horse
Then she happened to catch his eye
And gave it back to him of course!

Awkwardly exiting the spa
They decided to continue in bed
Under the covers, comfy and warm
They both fell asleep instead!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gentry Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 6:33 AM
Lol!! Omg hilarious!
Adams Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 8:06 PM
Thanks Susan! Glad you like it.........pat
Hoffman Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 7:16 PM
That dog knew what he was doing; soon as they left he went in the spa! A very cute story Pat!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 8:05 PM
Hey, you might be right about that!!......Dogs are getting pretty sneaky now a days huh??.............pat
Bauer Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 6:42 PM
this is adorable, pat! the ending is perfect!
Adams Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 8:05 PM
Thanks Ilene. I'm not sure about perfect, but probably most likely!..................80)
Wanter Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 10:34 AM
Pat, sometimes you blow me away! Laughing!
Adams Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 4:17 PM
That makes me feel good, as long as you don't get blown too far away!!!...........pat
Cozart Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 10:30 AM
I'm glad she caught is eye! Very funny.
Adams Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 4:16 PM
Yeah, talk about thinkin' fast!!........80)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 9:23 AM
Ah so cute, so sweet ;) xomo!
Adams Avatar
June 12, 2018 at 4:15 PM
Thank you Mo. As far as me, I'm not as sweet as I used to be!................80)
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