Arachnophobia

You’re never more than six feet from a spider,
And this includes your car, beneath your seat.
Though you may find him an unwelcome rider,
It’s likely because there is stuff to eat.

They’re normally an easy-going house guest,
Though widows and recluses cause much harm.
My intellect says leaving them is best;
My spidey-sense still triggers the alarm.

I think it’s ‘cuz they seem so other-worldly,
Like some genetic freak from outer space.
I always feel like I’m being invaded
When they are scurrying about the place.

And if, upon your face, at night they crawl,
Then strip the bed and set fire to it all.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Wolf Avatar
July 6, 2022 at 9:30 PM
Your poetic torch lit this one up, Jeff! Another amazing write. Thanks, gw
Flood Avatar
July 6, 2022 at 3:43 PM
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I like your work… really I do… but please stop writing poems to my wife! Ha ha… Terry
Lawless Avatar
July 6, 2022 at 2:25 PM
...that's one helluva solution Jeff....
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July 6, 2022 at 2:28 PM
:-)
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