Appetite Loss
Dining alfresco under blue sky.
Heard loud, smelly fart nearby
Culprit laughed until he cried;
T'was a kid wolfing down stir fry
My appetite was shot, no lie;
Couldn't finish my apple pie.
Fart-Tastic Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke
Date written: 09/26/2021
Note: This is a silly work of fiction, so the "no lie" in line 5 is obviously a lie, lol.
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