Apology Number Two

Apology #2 From: The corporate office Omaha, Nebraska To: T. Hunter Subject : Stupidity harassment from one D. Hunter Dear Ms. Hunter, We were shocked and appalled to hear about the unfortunate display of stupidity by one of our employees; a Mr. D Hunter, whom I believe is your husband. We here at the corporate office want to assure you that we have a zero tolerance of stupidity as had been reported to us. Unfortunately, our records indicate that Mr. Hunter appears to be a repeat offender on various callous and bewildering acts of stupidity. We want to assure you that action has been taking to insure this type of harassment does not take place in the future. Mr. Hunter will be subject to severe disciplinary action, which could include, but not limited to the following: 1) flogging, by a licensed flogger. 2) 3 days of wearing pink glasses and headphones. 3) 16 straight hours of watching "psyche ". (Please note, we only use this last action, if all else fails ). We hope that this will cure said Mr. Hunter from being stupid in the future, but alas, it's hard to predict stupid. So please accept our humble apologies for any distress this may have caused. Feel free to contact us with any questions you may have. Sincerely, The home office.