Anything for a Rhyme

I’ll never flap my wings again the little birdie said With all those drones up high a-zippin’ I’d probably end up dead “But that’s not fair,” said the FAA to our little birdie friend “We’ll create for you a ‘No-Drone-Zone’ and your problem will soon end” “Oh, thank you kindly,” said the tiny bird but I just don’t want to trouble you Since I’ve been coming up with some lame excuse ever since a flying chad gored me ~ in the days of old George W