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I just wanted to let you know, That I have heard your prayer. Because I had to answer no, You thought I was unfair. I will not cause a limousine To crush your girlfriend's cat. I will not make Albert Pujols Break his favorite bat. I do not care if your Vikings Have lost four Superbowls. And I won’t assist your Redwings In scoring extra goals. I won't give Glen Beck a seizure, Or have Britney pose nude. And I can’t force Eminem to Adjust his attitude. And by the way, while we're at it, Will you stop asking me, To give you the winning numbers, For your state lottery? It seems that nearly all your prayers Ask me to make you rich! Do you think I'm a leprechaun, A wizard or a witch? Another thing…when you make love I'll ask you to refrain, From waking up your neighborhood, By screaming out MY name! I cannot prevent the mailman From sleeping with your wife. Anymore than I can force you To somehow get a life. There are rules that must be followed, Some things I can't fulfill. It is because I love you all, That I gave you free will. If there's a choice that must be made, I'll whisper in your ear. But every choice is yours to make, I cannot interfere. So if you ask, when next you pray, To be a tennis pro. I hope that you will understand When I must answer no.