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Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku

Another Horn Super Horrible Haiku

BEST thing there can be
Is me and my poetry
And you should agree.

You all were smitten
By my poems badly written
While here and sitting.

Bad poems had to meet
Were all sour and not sweet
None should I repeat.

The whole earth they shook
So a scheme up tried to cook
Why not write a book.

Finished it today 
Was disliked in everyway
Messed up minds away.
(Instead of Minds were blown away.)

Now for grand finale'.

Each line will agree
Free for you to read and see;
Am in poverty.

Jim Horn

Supposed to be classified as hilarious.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 1/2/2016 10:43:00 AM
Happy new year fellow poet. This is lovely. Really, really lovely
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James Horn
Date: 1/2/2016 6:25:00 PM
Wonder why you are not classified as one of my favorite poets. How would I add you to my list I wonder. Jim Horn
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James Horn
Date: 1/2/2016 6:22:00 PM
Have another happy Horn poem as well as New Year. Jim Horn

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