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Andrea Dietrich Has Finally Come Out of the Closet

She went into the closet one day
But what a high price she did pay
 
Her hubby he wanted a cuddle
But this act soon burst their bubble
 
The door of the closet shut fast
His ardour was a thing of the past
 
Their claustrophobia was getting worse
So Andrea checked in her old purse
 
She found an old credit card
Joe picked the lock, which was hard
 
After 20 minutes they were free
The relief on their face plain to see
 
Take heed - next time you are after a ‘screw’
Make sure the door doesn’t close on you!

Written after reading her blog and posted with permission from Andrea Dietrich

20th February 2015

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Julia Ward Date: 3/18/2015 3:09:00 PM I enjoyed your poem... Hugs, Julia, xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 5:14:00 AM Thanks Julia:-) Hugs Jan xx

Constance La France Date: 2/23/2015 8:59:00 AM Jan, this is a good one, a fun poke at Andrea, sure she will love it and thanks for visiting my poetry ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2015 12:05:00 PM I did send it to Andrea before it was posted - she was a great sport in letting me put it on the site:-) Hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin Date: 2/21/2015 10:38:00 AM Good one on Andrea. I wonder if a little claustraphobia would dent Andrea's spirit. Love, daver Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/21/2015 11:37:00 AM I am just pleased they got out ok and Andrea allowed me to post this little 'tribute' poem:-) Hugs jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 2/21/2015 8:20:00 AM LOL . I missed this great humor so today I have a new chuckle....LOL thanks again Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/21/2015 9:14:00 AM Thanks Judy:-) Hugs Jan xx

William Gray Date: 2/21/2015 7:27:00 AM This brought a smile to my face, great stuff Jan, loved the picture as well. Best Regards! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/21/2015 7:44:00 AM Thanks William:-) Hugs jan xx

Hija De La Luna Date: 2/20/2015 9:52:00 PM I think I have to read that blog of Andrea! Still...Jan your humor is unquestionably a 7 plus how you could express it into a poem! superb! Great one! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/21/2015 3:44:00 AM It only took me 5 minutes to write Hija - having read Andrea's blog it just flowed:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 2/20/2015 9:33:00 PM G'day Jan... A funny situation to be in Jan. I gather that no 'kinkiness' was involved. Regards - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/21/2015 3:43:00 AM I will let Andrea answer that one Lindsay lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Shane Cooper Date: 2/20/2015 9:30:00 PM You have out done yourself with this one. I agree with Vienna's comment "are there any limits to your humour". You poems are a gift to us all. Love Shane xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/21/2015 3:43:00 AM Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx

Debbie Guzzi Date: 2/20/2015 8:18:00 PM LOL - they could have played 'guess what this is?" LOL Light & Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 8:19:00 PM LOL Thanks for the giggle Debbie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 2/20/2015 7:14:00 PM very funny, jan, although i would have been freaking out had that happened to me. it sounds like (from your poem) that andrea handled it pretty well. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 7:23:00 PM You must read the blog Ilene - I am just grateful Andrea allowed me permission to post this:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/20/2015 7:03:00 PM Awesome, jan. I love the picture you used. I felt like that woman. But it looks like she is just locked out of her house. That is a much better thing to be than locked inside a bloody closet. hahaha. I googled if anyone had ever died from being accidentally locked in a closet and was amazed not to find anything. I think it was a pretty rare thing that happened to us!! Hope you get many more reads! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 7:06:00 PM Hi Andrea - I tried to find pictures of people locked in a closet but there was nothing really suitable so went for this lol - thanks so much for being such a good sport and letting me post my poem:-) least it gave me something to smile about:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mark J. Halliday Date: 2/20/2015 5:05:00 PM Glad she came out in the literal sense. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 5:15:00 PM LOL thanks Mark:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 2/20/2015 3:28:00 PM Cute work..I need to read Andrea's blog..I enjoyed the humor..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 3:58:00 PM Thanks Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 2/20/2015 2:57:00 PM Lol.....excellent... Glad she came out....hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 3:58:00 PM Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 2/20/2015 2:03:00 PM Hahaha.. I love the photo, and the poem is outstanding. a 7 dear friend eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 3:57:00 PM Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 2/20/2015 1:35:00 PM lol. nice I should probably go read the blog now lol ;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 1:40:00 PM I laughed at the blog - at least it had a happy ending:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 2/20/2015 1:07:00 PM Yes...I read the blog....Man...if I were stuck in the closet...with hubby in a mood for romance....I'd say...BABY BABY.....Let's have a go and worry about getting out....after a few minutes? Hours? ;) HEE HEE! I AM claustrophobic, so that probably ISN'T going to be my reaction. I'd be like Andrea...Who was she hankering for in there? Tom Cruise or those yummy burgers? Good one, Jan! You are a sweetie pie! HUGS Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 2/20/2015 1:41:00 PM Goodness gracious, woman! We NEED it! Wish I had me a funny bone instead of all the sap I write. ;) More power to you! I'm a FAN! Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 1:39:00 PM You know me Eileen can't resist an injection of humour into the site lol:-) Eileen Manassian Date: 2/20/2015 1:18:00 PM You are the best. Good idea to do that. Always better to be safe than sorry....I loved the way you used the word...Screw!! ;) You...smart sassy one! Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2015 1:14:00 PM Thanks for the lovely comment Eileen. I did mail it to Andrea to seek her permission -I was delighted she agreed to it - not everyone would appreciate my humour at their expense! :-) Hugs Jan xxx