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Andrea Dietrich Has Finally Come Out of the Closet

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She went into the closet one day But what a high price she did pay Her hubby he wanted a cuddle But this act soon burst their bubble The door of the closet shut fast His ardour was a thing of the past Their claustrophobia was getting worse So Andrea checked in her old purse She found an old credit card Joe picked the lock, which was hard After 20 minutes they were free The relief on their face plain to see Take heed - next time you are after a ‘screw’ Make sure the door doesn’t close on you! Written after reading her blog and posted with permission from Andrea Dietrich 20th February 2015

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Julia Ward

Date: 3/18/2015 3:09:00 PM

I enjoyed your poem... Hugs, Julia, xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2015 5:14:00 AM

Thanks Julia:-) Hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 2/23/2015 8:59:00 AM

Jan, this is a good one, a fun poke at Andrea, sure she will love it and thanks for visiting my poetry ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 12:05:00 PM

I did send it to Andrea before it was posted - she was a great sport in letting me put it on the site:-) Hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 2/21/2015 10:38:00 AM

Good one on Andrea. I wonder if a little claustraphobia would dent Andrea's spirit. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2015 11:37:00 AM

I am just pleased they got out ok and Andrea allowed me to post this little 'tribute' poem:-) Hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 2/21/2015 8:20:00 AM

LOL . I missed this great humor so today I have a new chuckle....LOL thanks again

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2015 9:14:00 AM

Thanks Judy:-) Hugs Jan xx

William Gray

Date: 2/21/2015 7:27:00 AM

This brought a smile to my face, great stuff Jan, loved the picture as well. Best Regards!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2015 7:44:00 AM

Thanks William:-) Hugs jan xx

Hija De La Luna

Date: 2/20/2015 9:52:00 PM

I think I have to read that blog of Andrea! Still...Jan your humor is unquestionably a 7 plus how you could express it into a poem! superb! Great one!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2015 3:44:00 AM

It only took me 5 minutes to write Hija - having read Andrea's blog it just flowed:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/20/2015 9:33:00 PM

G'day Jan... A funny situation to be in Jan. I gather that no 'kinkiness' was involved. Regards - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2015 3:43:00 AM

I will let Andrea answer that one Lindsay lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Shane Cooper

Date: 2/20/2015 9:30:00 PM

You have out done yourself with this one. I agree with Vienna's comment "are there any limits to your humour". You poems are a gift to us all. Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2015 3:43:00 AM

Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 2/20/2015 8:18:00 PM

LOL - they could have played 'guess what this is?" LOL Light & Love

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 8:19:00 PM

LOL Thanks for the giggle Debbie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/20/2015 7:14:00 PM

very funny, jan, although i would have been freaking out had that happened to me. it sounds like (from your poem) that andrea handled it pretty well.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 7:23:00 PM

You must read the blog Ilene - I am just grateful Andrea allowed me permission to post this:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/20/2015 7:03:00 PM

Awesome, jan. I love the picture you used. I felt like that woman. But it looks like she is just locked out of her house. That is a much better thing to be than locked inside a bloody closet. hahaha. I googled if anyone had ever died from being accidentally locked in a closet and was amazed not to find anything. I think it was a pretty rare thing that happened to us!! Hope you get many more reads!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 7:06:00 PM

Hi Andrea - I tried to find pictures of people locked in a closet but there was nothing really suitable so went for this lol - thanks so much for being such a good sport and letting me post my poem:-) least it gave me something to smile about:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mark J. Halliday

Date: 2/20/2015 5:05:00 PM

Glad she came out in the literal sense.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 5:15:00 PM

LOL thanks Mark:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/20/2015 3:28:00 PM

Cute work..I need to read Andrea's blog..I enjoyed the humor..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 3:58:00 PM

Thanks Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/20/2015 2:57:00 PM

Lol.....excellent... Glad she came out....hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 3:58:00 PM

Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 2/20/2015 2:03:00 PM

Hahaha.. I love the photo, and the poem is outstanding. a 7 dear friend eve

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 3:57:00 PM

Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 2/20/2015 1:35:00 PM

lol. nice I should probably go read the blog now lol ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 1:40:00 PM

I laughed at the blog - at least it had a happy ending:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 2/20/2015 1:07:00 PM

Yes...I read the blog....Man...if I were stuck in the closet...with hubby in a mood for romance....I'd say...BABY BABY.....Let's have a go and worry about getting out....after a few minutes? Hours? ;) HEE HEE! I AM claustrophobic, so that probably ISN'T going to be my reaction. I'd be like Andrea...Who was she hankering for in there? Tom Cruise or those yummy burgers? Good one, Jan! You are a sweetie pie! HUGS

Eileen Manassian
Date: 2/20/2015 1:41:00 PM

Goodness gracious, woman! We NEED it! Wish I had me a funny bone instead of all the sap I write. ;) More power to you! I'm a FAN!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 1:39:00 PM

You know me Eileen can't resist an injection of humour into the site lol:-)

Eileen Manassian
Date: 2/20/2015 1:18:00 PM

You are the best. Good idea to do that. Always better to be safe than sorry....I loved the way you used the word...Screw!! ;) You...smart sassy one!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 1:14:00 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Eileen. I did mail it to Andrea to seek her permission -I was delighted she agreed to it - not everyone would appreciate my humour at their expense! :-) Hugs Jan xxx