And the Sex Is Better Right

I am at the beauty shop where women share secrets thinking no one else is listening I get some of my best stories this way the two in the next station are discussing weight loss surgery I don’t tell everyone I have had it. Why not? I don’t know, it feels weird. You have more energy, right? Yes. They were supposed to give me counseling, but they didn’t. You get sick if you eat too much right? Sure, but I love not having my back and knees ache every day. And the sex is better right? I stare across the room at a child who is getting his haircut. He looks about nine. What is wrong with these bozos?