Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen Poet Limerick

An Unusual New Year's Resolve

There once was a woman that was very fat!
Her diet resolves, I fear,
Broken each and every year.
Until she put something new under her hat –
It was her food; now, what do you think of that?

© December 22, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

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Francine Roberts January 3, 2011 at 7:37 AM too funny, congrats on your win in the contest Dane

John Freeman December 31, 2010 at 8:16 PM Happy New Year Dane, good luck with your ne resolution. Agape, Moses

Sara Kendrick December 31, 2010 at 5:17 PM Congratulations on your win..Sara

Audrey Haick December 31, 2010 at 12:22 PM Congratulations on your fine win in Carolyn's contest, Dane Ann! Happy New Year! Love, Audrey

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen December 31, 2010 at 4:55 AM I am fat...and I have something new under my hat this year, but it isn't food! It is knowlege that I learned from the Six Week Body Makeover. Wish me luck!

Nette Onclaud December 31, 2010 at 2:40 AM short but filling, dane... awesome!.. CONGRATS on the award! huggs, nette

Barbara Gorelick December 30, 2010 at 12:28 PM congrats...this was a fun one. BG

Kash Poet December 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM Congratulations Dane on your well deserved win!

Dr.Ram Mehta December 30, 2010 at 6:37 AM Happy new year and congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of carolyn, Dane

Carol Sunshine Brown December 30, 2010 at 6:08 AM Congratulations Dane Ann on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's "New Year's Resolutions" contest. Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire December 30, 2010 at 2:58 AM The images of food festering under her hat made me laugh, Dane Ann. Good one! Competition was incredible. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

John Freeman December 26, 2010 at 2:14 PM ~~~~~~~~~~~~Happy New Year~~~~~~~ and many more. Agape, Moses

John Freeman December 26, 2010 at 2:12 PM Hilarious, Dane! Haaaaaa! Also, congratulations on the success of your "Thanksgiving Day" contest. Thank you for considering my poem worthy to place. Agape, Moses

Tahera Mannan December 22, 2010 at 2:33 AM hahaha Dane. this is really cool. All the very best for the contest. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to you and yours.