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An Unusual New Year's Resolve

There once was a woman that was very fat! Her diet resolves, I fear, Broken each and every year. Until she put something new under her hat – It was her food; now, what do you think of that? © December 22, 2010 Dane Smith-Johnsen

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Date: 1/3/2011 7:37:00 AM
too funny, congrats on your win in the contest Dane
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Date: 12/31/2010 8:16:00 PM
Happy New Year Dane, good luck with your ne resolution. Agape, Moses
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Date: 12/31/2010 5:17:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 12/31/2010 12:22:00 PM
Congratulations on your fine win in Carolyn's contest, Dane Ann! Happy New Year! Love, Audrey
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Date: 12/31/2010 4:55:00 AM
I am fat...and I have something new under my hat this year, but it isn't food! It is knowlege that I learned from the Six Week Body Makeover. Wish me luck!
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Date: 12/31/2010 2:40:00 AM
short but filling, dane... awesome!.. CONGRATS on the award! huggs, nette
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Date: 12/30/2010 12:28:00 PM
congrats...this was a fun one. BG
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Date: 12/30/2010 12:12:00 PM
Congratulations Dane on your well deserved win!
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Date: 12/30/2010 6:37:00 AM
Happy new year and congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of carolyn, Dane
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Date: 12/30/2010 6:08:00 AM
Congratulations Dane Ann on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's "New Year's Resolutions" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/30/2010 2:58:00 AM
The images of food festering under her hat made me laugh, Dane Ann. Good one! Competition was incredible. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/26/2010 2:14:00 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~Happy New Year~~~~~~~ and many more. Agape, Moses
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Date: 12/26/2010 2:12:00 PM
Hilarious, Dane! Haaaaaa! Also, congratulations on the success of your "Thanksgiving Day" contest. Thank you for considering my poem worthy to place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 12/22/2010 2:33:00 AM
hahaha Dane. this is really cool. All the very best for the contest. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to you and yours.
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