An Eavesdropping On Christmas Therapy

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Four characters that we know well
have problems they all want to tell
in therapy group.
To get all the scoop,
let’s eavesdrop, for all is not well!

Believing no more in himself,
sits dear Santa Claus and an elf
who is hating his work.
Santa says, “What jerk.
I should put you back up on your shelf!”

The elf, in a huff, then fires back
(for confidence HE does not lack),
“I believed in you once,
when you weren’t such a dunce.
Old geezer, go stuff your own sack!”

The anger inside the room grows
when Rudolph, who hates his red nose,
screams, “Don’t say such stuff.
St. Nick’s work is tough,
and MY job, dear elf, frankly BLOWS.

You elves get to go to the mall
and smile at the children and all.
No one’s calling you names
as you play reindeer games.”
The elf yells, “At least you’re not SMALL.

You think you have woes? Look at ME.
I’m called silly names constantly.
There’s a song about YOU
and your red nose debut.
Geez, a hero you’ve now come to be!!

An elf is an elf all the same.
Kids don’t even know my real name.
Reindeer get names like Cupid.
Well, your name should be STUPID.
What I would not give for YOUR fame!”

A snowman sits stoically there.
He turns to the arguing pair.
“A carrot’s MY nose!
To death I have froze,
yet I’m melting right now in this chair!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 1/17/2017 12:38:00 PM
Great limericks Andrea. I especially like the snowman, congratulations...
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Date: 1/17/2017 11:59:00 AM
Congrats on a fine win Andrea
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Date: 1/17/2017 11:53:00 AM
ahaha! very funny Andrea! so cute I really enjoyed it :) thank you and congrats :)-luloo
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Date: 1/15/2017 9:24:00 AM
LOL, love this witty limerick story x
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Date: 1/8/2017 8:34:00 AM
Great work, had me thinking what if. We all have our problems and you captured their problems so well. Like Paul says, very entertaining.
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Date: 1/3/2017 1:37:00 PM
Very entertaining, Andrea:) Loved them all, especially the final one! Undoubtedly a winner:) Regards // paul
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Date: 12/29/2016 7:40:00 AM
This one has got to be the winner, Andrea:) loved to eavesdrop with you, laughing all my way:)
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Date: 12/27/2016 9:22:00 AM
AD, Have never seen a Santa with small hands like Trump's before. What else do you think Trump can trump up. Has MTC dropped out of innaguration yet? jth
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Date: 12/27/2016 7:12:00 AM
LOL That is an inspired winner for sure! Chuckling all the way through. Big Smiles, Dane Ann
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Date: 12/26/2016 11:12:00 PM
Wow... This is so cute Andrea... Very well done... Good luck with the contest... A 7...
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Date: 12/26/2016 9:17:00 PM
this is absolutely delightful, andrea! a perfect match to the cartoon, too...
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Date: 12/26/2016 7:37:00 PM
Lol...Very nicely done Andrea...
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Date: 12/26/2016 3:45:00 PM
lol...terrific Andrea
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Date: 12/26/2016 2:38:00 PM
You could not have written this better Andrea! I am always amazed at how clever you are and writing limericks. I really loved this entry and I am sure I will see it right up at the top of the list of winners! 7 ; )
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Date: 12/26/2016 2:05:00 PM
Very creative and totally out of control funny. You did a great job with this one Andrea. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 12/26/2016 1:36:00 PM
ha ha ha such great humour Andrea I wish i had thought of this:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/26/2016 12:49:00 PM
This is very funny, Andie. I'm certainly glad I'm not in that group:)
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