Matthew Harris Poet Elegy

Amelie Beth Harris Born December 1st Mcmlvii

Amelie Beth Harris - Born December 1st, MCMLVII

A bouncing baby girl did await,
asper occasion
     about nine months
     ex post facto,
     when vibrant parents
     eagerly did copulate
consigning thrifty
     mechanically engineered

     genes from Boyce Harris,
     and licensed 
     practical nursing traits,
     viz Harriet Harris
     which call of the wild
     to pro create,
sans the natural
     sequence of events

     destined to happen
     after first date
processes of biological
     reproduction didst emanate
delivered courtesy of UPS
     (United Pelican/ 
     Stork Service),
     who delivered bundle of joy

     to afore
     mentioned young couple
     at their designated residence
     in Patterson, New Jersey
     luck of the draw
     paired chromosomes,
     where resultant daughter
     matured into a great

     socially conscious 
     person genetically
     gifted her physiognomy
     with aesthetically
     pleasing physique,
     and during puberty
     bosom did amply inflate
racking up immediate late

tent of lads pulsating, quivering,
     and raging red bull
    stud ding, and drip
     ping with testosterone
approximately backtrack in time
(741 months, 3180.72 weeks
22265.04 days,
     534360.96 hours ago),

     when ejaculated slime
gave this sole jarring brother
     the reason for this rhyme
and served as "big sister"

     buffer in prime
merrily when yours truly,
     when my mere existence
     ranked (to mean
     bullies) as a crime.

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