Theresa Cw Poet Light Verse

Alley Cat

Alley Cat, Alley cat

Alley cat, alley cat
Can you imagine that?
A black skunk crossed your path,
And that's a fact, is that a flash?
Of another smelly cat, smelly cat
Can you really imagine that?
That smelly cat fought the skunk
Now smelly cat looks like a punk,
The cat's fur is spiked up in the air
And can't get it down without nipping
Touched its fur his eyes bulged out
When he tasted the skunks snout
Now ain't that just pure dandy,
The Alley cat got punked by a
damn smelly skunk,
Make sure you call 911, call Mandy.

Written sometime in 2014

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Casarah Nance April 26, 2016 at 4:47 PM We live in the country too, we have porcupines, skunks, racoons, all the fun critters. I don't really mind skunks anymore, it is the smell of the city that really gets me! This was a fun read. Enjoy :)

Jan Allison April 25, 2016 at 1:23 PM ha ha ha great humour Theresa - am so glad we don't have skunks here am happy to see the odd cat or two lol:-) hugs Jan xx Theresa Cw April 25, 2016 at 1:27 PM Hahaha!! Sure did like your comment Jan, did you receive my email. Didn't want to say to much on any of my comments to you. Last week we had a porcupine walking down our drive way and the dog got hit with some of its quills. Sure was in quite a bit of pain, we had to take him to see the vet. Oh how life is grand when you live in the country. haha, just a bit of dry humor there... huggs Theresa