All True Honest

I took my fish for a walk
Then suddenly it just died.
I always tell the truth you see,
I'm sorry if I lied.
I got a dog to replace the fish,
We both sat down and cried,
When the cat,ate the fish
With chips on the side.
Off I went to the butcher's shop
To get my dog a bone,
When I got back,he was sat on my chair,
Playing on his phone.
Then the cat came through the flap,
The dog was like a rocket.
He just had time to Don his coat,
And put his phone back in his pocket.

12/9/2021
Nonsense rhyme
Sponsored by
Charles Messina

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 10/28/2021 3:10:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Simon. Emilia : )
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Date: 10/26/2021 7:57:00 AM
Somethings definitely fishy about this, Simon. But I do like it a lot. Great entry! Congratulations on your placement. Enjoyed!!! All the best, Charlie
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Simon Hamill
Date: 10/26/2021 3:27:00 PM
Hi Charlie,thanks for my placement.i really enjoyed doing it.all the best.simon:-)
Date: 9/16/2021 2:46:00 PM
Haha this made me smile... Great nonesense
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Simon Hamill
Date: 9/16/2021 4:53:00 PM
Thank you.it was fun writing it.was a new one on me.lol.take care.simon
Date: 9/15/2021 1:12:00 PM
Your poem makes me smile! A little bit like Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein all rolled into one!
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Simon Hamill
Date: 9/15/2021 3:17:00 PM
Hi.glad it made you smile.first time I've done a nonsense rhyme.lol.thank you.simon.:):)
Date: 9/13/2021 7:57:00 AM
and you reckon i'm crazy?? lol should win 1st place.:)
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Simon Hamill
Date: 9/15/2021 3:22:00 PM
You are still crazy.lol. thanks for your vote of confidence.take care.simon.:):)
Date: 9/12/2021 3:30:00 PM
lol enjoyed your nonsense Simon. Think I would like a day in your home sounds like a lot of fun lol. Good luck in the contest. Emilia : )
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Simon Hamill
Date: 9/12/2021 3:40:00 PM
Hi Emilia.yours is a lot better than mine.but I thought I would try one. They are fun to do.take care.simon:)
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