Alien Tarantula In Ny

Alien Tarantula In NY According to the news tonight An 8 legged hairy creature is loose in New York It is ready to spawn Spreading the wrong all over the lawn A Mexican Tarantula escaped with its brood Run for the hills! The monster is here! What will we do with so many babies So many mouths to feed? What’s wrong with the government? Please! This is a health care crisis! A mystery! EEK! Where is the birth control and border patrol? Don’t tell me a spider has too many legs to cross She knew the cost when she spread them I think they should catch her and soon Put it on a bus Send it to Texas with other detainees Process it in accordance to law I don’t know what else to surmise Feed it some flies It could be a spy