Alien Tarantula In Ny
Alien Tarantula In NY
According to the news tonight
An 8 legged hairy creature is loose in New York
It is ready to spawn
Spreading the wrong all over the lawn
A Mexican Tarantula escaped with its brood
Run for the hills! The monster is here!
What will we do with so many babies
So many mouths to feed?
What’s wrong with the government? Please!
This is a health care crisis! A mystery! EEK!
Where is the birth control and border patrol?
Don’t tell me a spider has too many legs to cross
She knew the cost when she spread them
I think they should catch her and soon
Put it on a bus
Send it to Texas with other detainees
Process it in accordance to law
I don’t know what else to surmise
Feed it some flies
It could be a spy
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2014
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