Air Conditioned Socks

Well all of my socks have found a hole My wife says it's there so my toe can grow Now I don't know if this is true But if it is, I need a hole in my shoe When I walk around, it looks like a snail Poking his head out of his itty bitty shell I want you to know even tho it's rude That my toe feels naked, you know, nude I thought about drawing two eyes and a nose Cause I follow it around where ever it goes Maybe telling people it's a new kinda pet And we're going for a walk, it's not housebroke yet Well I tried to buy more but they're not in stock Cause there's no such thing as an air conditioned sock So I bought me some scissors and the good Lord willing I'm gonna make my own brand and make me a killing Well the moral of this story just so you know Is I just found out that my wife can't sew She told me a lie that simply wasn't true And now I'm stuck with a hole in my shoe