Aha

Didn’t digest my all-dressed pizza
Suffering now from insomnia
A touch of every possible phobia
Mostly of ravenous bacteria 
And humongous tarantula
O yes, and the sordid mafia
Did I call my Grandmamma
Did I put away the spatula
Did I book girls’ day at the spa
Did all the bourgeois really die of cholera
I’m drowning under this plethora

Remind me  What’s that formula
O yes,  Abracadabra
Tra-la-la  and  La-di-da
And poof now I’m in a gondola
On the way to utopia
Dressed in graceful taffeta
Eating baklava in the basilica
Hanging from the candelabra
Swinging to the tunes of Lady Gaga
Supported by the silliest orchestra
Hey you  Pass me the foie gras
I have a cockeyed camera
You’ll see me at the cinema
I love you  Etcetera  Etcetera



AP: 1st place 2020, 3rd place 2025
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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B. Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 10:11 PM
That was awesome!! I enjoyed the read..
Gauthier Avatar
February 22, 2018 at 7:22 AM
Thank you so much, Robertina. Much appreciated.
Medders Tobechi Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 7:34 PM
I really like it. Great monorhyme with all the different endings.
Gauthier Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 8:43 PM
Thank you, Janis. Much appreciated visit.
Wolf Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 4:11 PM
You really have the touch for monorhyming, Line. I love the way the poem just keeps going. The reader, me, is enchanted more and more with every line.
Gauthier Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 6:18 PM
Thank you so much for your lovely visit, Gershon. Most appreciated.
Dietrich Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 3:06 PM
hahaha. BEST monorhyming i have seen all week!!!
Gauthier Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 6:17 PM
Thank you, Andrea. Much appreciated visit and comment.
Michael Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 5:16 AM
Pure fun
Gauthier Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 8:31 AM
Thank you, Arturo. Silly silliness! So happy you can share it with me.
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