Aging

Aging

Going down on his knees, the old man
Proposed to  his  petite , pretty  Ann
“I have got two questions, to ask” , said he
“First is whether you will marry me“… 
‘ Yup’, said the girl, ‘what is the next?’ ..
’ Up, will you get me ?’, he winked through his specs.

‘About  old age, the signs are three’,
Said another old one with glee,
“The first one is loss of memory….
The other two … , ‘I forgot, sorry’ ”.

“Let’s go upstairs and make love”, said she
“Hun, choose one, can’t do both” , quipped he.

29 Mar 13
•	Based on some of the jokes about old age.

Contest: BIRTHDAY AND AGING HUMOR
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 5/29/2014 6:19:00 PM
Jag,, Double Congrats on Carolyn’s birthday contest. Many smiles, on its future feature in her birthday booklet. XOX~ Linda
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Date: 5/27/2014 1:44:00 PM
Ha ha..funny stuff..congrats. BG
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Date: 5/27/2014 6:05:00 AM
Congratulations on your fine win, Jagat
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Date: 5/26/2014 8:48:00 PM
Jag, Congratulations, in Carolyn's "Birthday and Aging Humor" contest. Love ~SKAT~
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Date: 5/26/2014 5:09:00 PM
Dear S., The second verse of this poem is featured in the birthday booklet. Congratulations on your win and thanks for participating in a contest to wish some special ladies happy birthday. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/9/2013 9:19:00 PM
this is nice and funny... thank you for sharing..pd
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Date: 4/3/2013 10:49:00 PM
I like this. I'm glad that I still remember who I am. Thanks for sharing. don't get old.... Lucilla
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Date: 4/1/2013 4:33:00 AM
Hilarious Jag, you make old age something to avoid at all costs. Unfortunately we have nothing to say about it! Love, Lizzy
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Date: 3/31/2013 4:56:00 PM
Good and funny!!
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Date: 3/29/2013 2:59:00 PM
if she's petite and agile like me I'm sure she'll manage to get him up, in more ways than one lol
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Date: 3/29/2013 11:16:00 AM
Loved this one Jag...made me smile....Donna.
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