Agents Abroad Rewritten

Agents Abroad. Tiny rooms in basements somewhere not far from the docks, pink light ,no air-conditions. Cartagena girls on contract going from city to city, their best years are as short as footballers; only the girls have short contracts and in no time they end up in third division. I remember this because Obama’s security guards, coming to a foreign country went wild, living as they do in a country where the puritans rule, those caught philandering like Tiger Woods, get his balls cut off and he will never be great again. Ok, Obama’s guards should be mortified it is just the freedom to be a man not having going through rituals of courtships and feel reckless. Not easy to be American male squeezed into an iron jumper by the moral brigade, all is legal as long as you don’t get caught…and if you get trapped go to the nearest church and confess in public, tell everyone you are a Christians who have sinned, you’ll be forgiven if you castigate enough, tears will help; but remember do not argue with a prostitute.