Age Humor

There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.

20/05/14

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 7/13/2014 3:09:00 PM
That sounds all to familiar. lol!!! Thanks for making my day. bfn Lainie
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Date: 6/12/2014 12:05:00 AM
funny one, Phyllis. It could be a contest winner if you match up the syllable counts. How are you doing? Is your year getting any better for you? I sure do hope so!!
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Date: 6/1/2014 12:41:00 AM
I kiss you, you made me laugh so much with this witty poem, I shared it with a few friends as well!!!!! The poem that is...... :)
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Date: 5/29/2014 3:12:00 PM
LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, my friend
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Date: 5/24/2014 10:46:00 AM
Hi, my very dear friend Phyllis! You've created a very wonderful limerick that paints big smiles on my face this evening. :))))))) I love it. Thank u so much. Hope you're doing well. Thank you so much also for the soupmail and your kind visit on my poem. Sorry for the late expression of gratitude 'cuz I went back home to visit my mom. Have a great wkend to u! Sending u my loveliest hugs! love lots, Leonora
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Date: 5/21/2014 3:55:00 PM
You should put this in my birthday and aging contest, Phyl. Always appreciate your support!
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Date: 5/21/2014 3:54:00 PM
Dear Phyllis, I really enjoyed this one! You have a great sense of humor. I didn't know you and Carrie were having birthdays, but I hope yours is/was a very happy one! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/21/2014 11:39:00 AM
A few prunes too, might keep us there !! This is so funny Phyllis......and birthday wishes are in store for you too !!!! You were so sweet to remember mine!! Thank you very much, and may you have a wonderful day.....I'm so glad to share with such a nice friend!
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Date: 5/21/2014 11:13:00 AM
- ..... Forever young .... do not eat too much bran :))) - Well done Limerick, Phyllis! - Have a nice day - Hope all is well with you. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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