Age Humor

There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.

20/05/14
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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George   Avatar
July 13, 2014 at 3:09 PM
That sounds all to familiar. lol!!! Thanks for making my day. bfn Lainie
Dietrich Avatar
June 12, 2014 at 12:05 AM
funny one, Phyllis. It could be a contest winner if you match up the syllable counts. How are you doing? Is your year getting any better for you? I sure do hope so!!
Vaso Avatar
June 1, 2014 at 12:41 AM
I kiss you, you made me laugh so much with this witty poem, I shared it with a few friends as well!!!!! The poem that is...... :)
Horne Avatar
May 29, 2014 at 3:12 PM
LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, my friend
Gasun Avatar
May 24, 2014 at 10:46 AM
Hi, my very dear friend Phyllis! You've created a very wonderful limerick that paints big smiles on my face this evening. :))))))) I love it. Thank u so much. Hope you're doing well. Thank you so much also for the soupmail and your kind visit on my poem. Sorry for the late expression of gratitude 'cuz I went back home to visit my mom. Have a great wkend to u! Sending u my loveliest hugs! love lots, Leonora
Devonshire Avatar
May 21, 2014 at 3:55 PM
You should put this in my birthday and aging contest, Phyl. Always appreciate your support!
Devonshire Avatar
May 21, 2014 at 3:54 PM
Dear Phyllis, I really enjoyed this one! You have a great sense of humor. I didn't know you and Carrie were having birthdays, but I hope yours is/was a very happy one! Love, Carolyn
Richards Avatar
May 21, 2014 at 11:39 AM
A few prunes too, might keep us there !! This is so funny Phyllis......and birthday wishes are in store for you too !!!! You were so sweet to remember mine!! Thank you very much, and may you have a wonderful day.....I'm so glad to share with such a nice friend!
Andresen Avatar
May 21, 2014 at 11:13 AM
- ..... Forever young .... do not eat too much bran :))) - Well done Limerick, Phyllis! - Have a nice day - Hope all is well with you. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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