Age and Attitude Adjustments

From age one to three
Your life's barely startin',
But it kicks into gear
When you clear kindergarten.

Then on to primary, grade school,
And each stage in between,
'til you make it to twelve,
And then finally thirteen.

You've had sex once, you shave,
You think life has begun
When you burst out of twenty
And into twenty-one.

Then something horrible happens,
It's the end of the line.
OMG! You are thirty,
Whither, whence twenty-nine?

From thirty the decades
Fly by in a wink,
But before into dotage
You totally sink,

Try thinking of eighty
As the new forty-two,
And get up off your bum…
You've still got things to do.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Faulkner Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 11:01 PM
So I guess fifty is the new thirty (thats what I tell myself now)
Slaughter Avatar
August 6, 2022 at 10:43 AM
That math works for me! Thanks, Michelle.
Bauer Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 3:59 PM
Ha! Love the “ eighty as the new forty-two!” Also the kindergarten rhyme! The poem is wonderful, Jim…
Slaughter Avatar
August 4, 2022 at 11:56 AM
Thanks, Ilene. Now, if I could just get my body to agree...
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