Advice For Women Regarding Men
Advice For Women Regarding Men
Check your man to see if he has teeth
If he has more than one and lots of money
He’s the one
The same goes for hair
If he has one strand, he is your man, so reel him in
A solid posterior and nice biceps are good for exercise and sex
The best thing about a man is not his size
It is his eyes, (or is it wallet?)
The man with a car trumps a bicycle rider every time when dating
Beware of men who love their mothers way too much
Momma’s boys are toys that have no gender
If you have a man, keep him from fire hydrants
Never let him talk to strangers or girls with names
Make him lift the toilet seat
Tell him it builds muscles and that he’s sweet
Walk him on the pavement by a leash, not on the lawn
Men will pee on anything that breaths or lives in nature
Remember, men are masturbators
With other nasty habits, too numerous here to mention
So give your man a beer. That is my best advice
Check him daily for fleas and ticks and lice
Before you kiss good night
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2014
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